Paye-nappeule - Paye Nappeule ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Sometimes I skip entire paragraphs because Im too exited about the story going on and just wanna read whats next but whime reading whats next I keep on thinking "YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOU FOOL GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK* and my eyes just slide over the lines and I end up having to (re)read an entire page

Me staring at a page full of words watching them all blur together as I skim through it quick enough to only catch like ten words maximum

Today I learnt about leaf sheeps

Let's start a "Today I learned" thread.

I'll go first:

Today I learned roosters have built-in earplugs to prevent them from going deaf.

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

i love u krolia

bonus:

one of my favorite tropes is when pidge is the last one to find out 💀

The Middle Ages according to Historians VS the Middle Ages according to Hollywood.