Latest Posts by paye-nappeule - Page 9

Wanted an inspirational quote to motivate me get through life

Thank you, Inspirobot.

Mc: what the hell? This is clearly light black!

Asmo:*holding up Mammon's sweater* What colour is this?

Levi: Grey!

Satan: Grey!

Beel: Grey!

Asmo:*turns to Mammon* Now tell them what colour you think it is.

Mammon:*whispers* dark white

I finally found the maning of life

Ok this is EXACTLY what happened?????

Stages of Tumblr :

1. You create account 2. You don’t understand 3. You don’t visit for few months 4. You return 5. You become addicted

parent: *pushes kid to an extreme*

kid: *breaks down**scared to talk about it*

parent: …

family: …

friends: …

teachers: …

literally everyone: …

parent:

The next day:

Anime_irl

Huh

yep this very true. 

(im 26) 

you do you own test here

Me,in the mall with my parents (against my consent): "damn I'm hungry I should tell my mom so she buys me a sandiwich"

Me, yelling in the mall: MOM IM HUNGRY

My mom: FINALLY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER GONNA SAY THAT we'll get you something, what do you want?

Me: SANDWICH

~One hour later, in the car~

My dad: wait- didn't you say you were hungry?

Me: *remembers I'm hungry*

Me: OH RIGHT- MOOOOM? IM HUNGRY BUY ME A SANDWICH !!

I'd love to this this alphabet after being commonly used for 1000 years, do you think it would be back to the current one?

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

anyone please ask your crush out like this

*slaps roof of me*

"This bad boy can fit so much anxiety in it !"

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

This has to be the best post I've seen so far

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Sometimes I just feel like a cat trying to catch the red dot

Me explaining to my parents why I'm failing school

secondary tasks…💔

Me: *switches my phone on to check the time*

Me: *replies to someone, then erases other notifications*

Me: *turns my phone off*

Me: *turns my phone back on to actually check the time*

Sometimes I just feel like a cat trying to catch the red dot

what type of villain would you be?

Sometimes I skip entire paragraphs because Im too exited about the story going on and just wanna read whats next but whime reading whats next I keep on thinking "YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOU FOOL GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK* and my eyes just slide over the lines and I end up having to (re)read an entire page

Me staring at a page full of words watching them all blur together as I skim through it quick enough to only catch like ten words maximum

What missing words

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

Repost this anywhere

I've been trying to understand how you can get 7 for 3 minutes

everyone on Twitter is arguing about math equations again

Once went to bed with a mask on- terrifying to realize I'm used to it because it's been a year

The world would be so much better if everyone was as smart as you

I made a slideshow of things I think someone should invent

Inventions I Haven't Invented Yet A.K.A. Inventions I Will Never Invent but Someone Else Should Invent Them Created by Fin

"I can't believe no one has invented these yet. Someone should get on that. Not me though. I'm just the idea guy. I don't actually have any skills." -Fin

Invention 1: TeleCath

TeleCath What is it? - A catheter that teleports the user's pee straight into the toilet. - Two parts: the catheter and the discarder. The catheter is inserted by a doctor into the user's urethra. The discarder is installed by the user into the toilet of their choice. The discarder has an automatic flush feature.

TeleCath What problems does this solve? - Waking up to pee: The user no longer has to wake up from a restful sleep to use the toilet. The TeleCath will remove the feeling of having to go, so the user can just stay asleep without even realizing they are going to the bathroom. - Disabilities: Sometimes disabilities make it hard to get up to use the toilet. With TeleCath, the user does not need to make unwanted trips to the restroom and can be independent instead of relying on another person to help them to the restroom. - Movie Theaters: You know when you’re in a movie theater and you’re watching a movie, and you can’t pause it because its a movie theater, and you don’t want to miss anything, but also you want to drink that extra large soda? Problem solved. TeleCath can teleport your pee all the way to your home toilet. - Laziness: I simply do not want to get up. Now I don’t have to. Thank you, TeleCath.

"TeleCath has solved so many bathroom-related problems for me. I can’t wait until they come out with a version for poop. I hate pooping, it’s such a waste of time." -Potential User Review

Invention 2: Instant Ear Plugs

Instant Ear Plugs What is it? - An implant put into the user’s outer ear canal. The user simply presses a button to inflate the plug to drown out unwanted noise. - Optional: upgrade to Ear Phones version to play music, podcasts, videos, and white noise on the go!

Instant Ear Plugs What problems does this solve? - ADHD and Autism: It sucks when you’re in public and you start to get really overstimulated but you don’t have any headphones or ear plugs with you. ADHD makes it difficult to remember to bring ear plugs to places. - Concerts and other events: Have you ever been to Monster Jam? Shit is loud. No more buying ear plugs at the event and then subsequently losing them, or finding out they are not good quality. Now you have the best quality ear plugs with you! - Headphones and ear plugs can get lost: Instant Ear Plugs are implanted in the user’s outer ear canal, so they never get lost! Water resistant, so the user can still take showers and go swimming.

"Never malfunctions, and saves me a lot of time. I have ADHD, and I can’t always remember to bring ear plugs or headphones with me. I also lose things a lot. Instant Ear Plugs have eliminated those problems." -Potential User Review

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Translation:

What size is your prostate? Take the test!

Find out if your prostate is the size of a walnut, an apricot, or a lemon