“but Why Do We Need To Teach Or Mention Asexuality In Health Class”

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

Arguments

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40069935

After Bart returns from space, he doesn’t expect everyone to be happy, least of all Ed.

He just didn’t expect things to go like /this/.

[or, Ed and Bart avoid each other and their relationship is put to the test]

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

i really want there to be a situation where billy transforms back in front of the league at it's like

"Captain Marvel?"

Quick play dumb.

"Who's Captain Marvel?"

Not that dumb!

but it WORKS and the league believes that he had been de-aged to a child without his memories

Personally I think they should let Bart go up against Batman villains more since I found it hilarious the few times he did.

Time for some BatPham and DPxDC fic recs

I got a comment asking for some recs and I thought it’ll be easier to have a masterlist or something in my tumblr and link that

SOOOOO I asked the BatPham server for recs and I’ll just slap them here and add some that come to my mind in no particular order because it’s 4:20 am (blaze it)(not really, kids, dont smoke) and ill comment some ive read personally

cheers!!!!

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my theory on why Bart's timeline was such a wasteland: in s1ep15, the OG team fight Red Volcano. RV's plan was to activate a semi-dormant super-volcano under Yellowstone that would "decimate the planet, kill millions, and trap the rest under an impenetrable cloud of ash" (last bit sound familiar?). Wally ALSO said they could "kiss the hemisphere goodbye" and the ash cloud would "bring on worldwide nuclear winter". i always figured that LATER in Bart's timeline, it got fully set off somehow?

I LOVE that theory - I totally forgot about all the Yellowstone stuff! It would make so much sense if that was the case and I like the idea of them setting up what could happen if the volcano erupts in s1, then indirectly showing what that destruction looks like with Bart’s future in S2, then further down the line Bart maybe makes a comment that would confirm that the Yellowstone eruption did in fact happen at some point in his timeline… I don’t know if that makes any sense, but basically - I like when we can connect things back through the seasons!

So, really cool theory Anon - thanks for sharing!!

LB

tim : Hostage or not, it's nice being held

red hood :

red hood : Are you okay..?

The tattoos that the Competitors for the Competition received in ‘Sunlit Gotham’ chapter 4

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