Mcyters as Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes
edit: the layout was all messed up, but i fixed it!
or
I ain't risking nothing
I'm dying XD I recognize all of these!!!
Roman: You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?
Virgil: No.
Roman:
Virgil: No, see, when I first meet somebody, it’s, uh, it’s mostly panic, anxiety and a… great deal of sweating.
-
Patton: Where’s Virgil?
Deceit: Virgil ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.
Patton:
Deceit: Do you think that was wrong?
-
Patton, hugging Logan: Oh, hi.
Logan: Hi.
Virgil, reaching to hug someone: Oh…
Virgil, hugging the air: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.
-
Roman: It hurts my Roman’s apple.
Logan: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.
-
Patton: Where is he?
Roman, yelling from a rooftop: I’m engaged! I’m engaged!
Virgil: Yeah, he’s been out there for twenty minutes. I’m surprised you didn’t hear him on the way over.
Patton: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, “I’m gay! I’m gay!”
-
Virgil, to Deceit: First you lied, right? Then you lied about lying. Then you lied about lying about lying. So, before you lie about lying about lying… about lying… about…
Virgil: Stop lying!
-
Patton: Do you remember the time── *begins laughing uncontrollably*
Patton: …You don’t remember?
-
Virgil: I’m a… I’m a lone wolf.
Virgil: A loner. Alone.
Virgil: All alone. Forever.
Virgil: What’s a wolf got to do to get a hug around here?
-
Logan: Okay, yeah, I love Patton! I have loving feelings for Patton. But does that mean I’m in love with him? No──
Logan: Oh my god. I’m in love with Patton.
Logan: Why didn’t you guys tell me?
Roman: We thought you knew…
-
Patton: Hey, I cook!
Logan: Offering people gum is not cooking.
-
Virgil: You’re so annoying.
Roman: You still love me though.
Virgil: Doesn’t make you any less annoying.
Ugh
The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag
If you see anyone with this flag or any variation
Run
Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it
Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread
Yes the Kirishimom is here
.
Bonus:
OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME XD
@hydroflare964 check this out!!
The official ad for Sans’ hoodie is fucking hilarious how am I seeing this just now (x)
HOW DID I NOT FUCKING NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW WHAT THE FUCK TOBY
my favourite moment in undertale is this btw
cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun
Praise the lord who wrote this
Some words to use when writing things:
winking
clenching
pulsing
fluttering
contracting
twitching
sucking
quivering
pulsating
throbbing
beating
thumping
thudding
pounding
humming
palpitate
vibrate
grinding
crushing
hammering
lashing
knocking
driving
thrusting
pushing
force
injecting
filling
dilate
stretching
lingering
expanding
bouncing
reaming
elongate
enlarge
unfolding
yielding
sternly
firmly
tightly
harshly
thoroughly
consistently
precision
accuracy
carefully
demanding
strictly
restriction
meticulously
scrupulously
rigorously
rim
edge
lip
circle
band
encircling
enclosing
surrounding
piercing
curl
lock
twist
coil
spiral
whorl
dip
wet
soak
madly
wildly
noisily
rowdily
rambunctiously
decadent
degenerate
immoral
indulgent
accept
take
invite
nook
indentation
niche
depression
indent
depress
delay
tossing
writhing
flailing
squirming
rolling
wriggling
wiggling
thrashing
struggling
grappling
striving
straining
This... This is amazing
@hydroflare964 hey check this out bruh
I'm stealing this also so ask me some pls
Ask me: FANDOM EDITION
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it
H - Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series
I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr
K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom
L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for
M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist
N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why
R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon
T - If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships
U - If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships
V - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping
W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
X - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
Y - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go
18, agender, pref for he/they pronouns. aroace !! u can call me oz :D
207 posts