Wilbur

I ain't risking nothing

I'm dying XD I recognize all of these!!!

The sides as F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes

Roman: You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?

Virgil: No.

Roman:

Virgil: No, see, when I first meet somebody, it’s, uh, it’s mostly panic, anxiety and a… great deal of sweating.

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Patton: Where’s Virgil?

Deceit: Virgil ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.

Patton:

Deceit: Do you think that was wrong?

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Patton, hugging Logan: Oh, hi.

Logan: Hi.

Virgil, reaching to hug someone: Oh…

Virgil, hugging the air: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.

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Roman: It hurts my Roman’s apple.

Logan: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.

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Patton: Where is he?

Roman, yelling from a rooftop: I’m engaged! I’m engaged!

Virgil: Yeah, he’s been out there for twenty minutes. I’m surprised you didn’t hear him on the way over.

Patton: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, “I’m gay! I’m gay!”

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Virgil, to Deceit: First you lied, right? Then you lied about lying. Then you lied about lying about lying. So, before you lie about lying about lying… about lying… about…

Virgil: Stop lying!

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Patton: Do you remember the time── *begins laughing uncontrollably*

Patton: …You don’t remember?

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Virgil: I’m a… I’m a lone wolf.

Virgil: A loner. Alone.

Virgil: All alone. Forever.

Virgil: What’s a wolf got to do to get a hug around here?

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Logan: Okay, yeah, I love Patton! I have loving feelings for Patton. But does that mean I’m in love with him? No──

Logan: Oh my god. I’m in love with Patton.

Logan: Why didn’t you guys tell me?

Roman: We thought you knew…

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Patton: Hey, I cook!

Logan: Offering people gum is not cooking.

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Virgil: You’re so annoying.

Roman: You still love me though.

Virgil: Doesn’t make you any less annoying.

Ugh

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

Yes the Kirishimom is here

Season 3, featuring..

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..

The Kirishimom.

Bonus:

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME XD

@hydroflare964 check this out!!

The official ad for Sans’ hoodie is fucking hilarious how am I seeing this just now (x)

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HOW DID I NOT FUCKING NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW WHAT THE FUCK TOBY

my favourite moment in undertale is this btw

cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun

Praise the lord who wrote this

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

This... This is amazing

WHY DOES IT MATCH UP WITH THE ANIMATION SO FUCKING WELL IM DYING

@hydroflare964 hey check this out bruh

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I'm stealing this also so ask me some pls

Ask me: FANDOM EDITION

A - Your current OTP

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t

E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

H - Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom

L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for

M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist

N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor

O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon

T - If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships

U - If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships

V - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping

W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

X - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

Y - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go