Warnings: Its crack.
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Billy Loomis: *Thinking* 'Holy s h i t. Leatherface is gonna kill me.'
Carrie White: *Nervous* "Ohh, Bubba!... haha... Are you- Are you okay? Um... " *Gives in after a moment, burying her head in Bubba's soft warm chest.* "Thank you Bubba... " // She doesn't care about the smell or the rotten flesh- she is so affection starved!!
Chucky Lee Ray: "... Put me the fuck down or lose your teeth. Its your choice. And also- jesus fucking christ, Bubs, take a shower."
Freddy Krueger: *Thinking, because his face is mushed into Bubba* '... this is how I die. Huh. Suffocated by a FAT GUY'S TITS- '
Jason Voorhees: Jason doesn't really cuddle him back because he is not physically affectionate- but this is his brother and he loves him, so he very calmly gives his back a pat. Like yeah I got you. You alright? Did someone hurt you? Does he need to kill someone?
Jennifer Check: "Oh, god, Bubba- you stink like raw meat left out in the sun marinating in ass sweat all fucking day- let me go!"
Jerry Dandridge: *Sighhh* "Okay buddy bring it in, but ah... a quick one, okay? Because this is cashmere, and I have a dinner date- "
Michael Myers: Oh Bubba you have nerve. He doesn't move, obviously, but um... he is not pleased.
Pamela Voorhees: True class, here. She doesn't even flinch, gives him a pat on the back and a smile, and offers him a cookie. He's a good boy, just like her Jason.
Patrick Bateman: *So so close to flipping out... standing there stiff as a board with Bubba squeezing him... eye twitching... *
Pennywise: *Alarms Bubba by reciprocating and wrapping his arms around... and around... and around and around and around Bubba until he's basically ensnared by elongated clown arms, cackling.*
Stu Macher: Initiates the hug. Chucks his arms out, like, "C'MERE, BUBBA! GIMMIE THAT SNUGGLE." Look, Stu is over the moon to meet his idols XDD I mean, he'd prefer to get a hug outta Michael or Freddy... but that seems unlikely... so he is getting that cuddle outta Bubba XD
Tiffany Valentine: Just thinking 'What would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do- '
Some Democrats are siding with their effort to let the most conservative state censor us all for being queer on the Internet.
Please, please, please don't sleep on this.
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.·:*¨¨*:·. SLASHERS REACTIONS TO THEIR FANDOMS !
✧ SYNOPSIS . . . how different slashers react to their fandoms [requested but I accidentally posted it oopss]
✧ FEATURING . . . patrick bateman, vincent sinclair, bo sinclair, billy loomis, billy lenz, stu macher, brahms heelshire
⤷ patrick bateman
okay this is going to be fun
his (already huge) ego gets boosted sm by the like “sigma” edits and shit of him
not to be cliche but the “I bet paul allen doesn’t ____” sort of comments make him feel so high and mighty
and seeing how many people find him hot? god he would become even more insufferable
BUT HERES THE FUN PART
he delves more into the patrick bateman edits and stuff and that’s when he finds the satirical shipping, cutesy edits, etc
he sees himself and the word “babygirl” put together and has a full blown meltdown
god I’d be so funny cause it’s literally 50/50 in the fandom so he couldn’t separate one from another if he even tried
AND THE SHIPS
oh, he would just be gagging at the louis x himself ships
idk I feel like he would go “take this down now 🤬”
he’s so edgy 12 year old boy yk
AND THE EDITS
patrick practically passing out when he seems himself edits with anime blush and cat ears
his masculinity was already bruised by the ships and now this?
he 100% posts some of the edits about him on his socials
he also sends the links to these vids to people he dislikes to prove his “fame”
the fame goes to his head but he gets humbled when he sees everyone calling him “my pathetic malewife bbg ❤️”
⤷ vincent sinclair
I just love vincent sm and so does his fandom
I have not once met someone who hates vincent
he is so insecure and humble and just deserves to see everyone complimenting him and his wax figures
he loves his fandom to say the least
and they absolutely adore him trust
definitely gets confused by some of the compliments he gets
example a: “If he doesn't want me to slut him out, why waist so slutty?”
^^ yes I did find that on here
is in disbelief ppl can find him attractive let alone say things sexual about him
he has rlly rlly low self esteem okay
if he ever tried to interact with his fandom online I have two different directions in my head
IS AWFUL ON THE PHONE
typos and everything
but it’s so sweet
“THank yu 🙂”
he has big fingers and struggles to type ^^
or if he gets adjusted it’s perfect grammar
“I appreciate you for this. Thank you so much.”
hes just a big ol boy getting the praise he deserves
⤷ bo sinclair
this one is a bit tricky
he isn't too phased by the compliments unlike his brother
he knows he hot
so “daddy” “so hot” compliments r not new to him
BUT I think stuff like “I want to see him whimper” will make him feel VERY FLUSTERED
but he doesn't get a bigger boost in his ego
I feel like it doesn't go to his head cause he is already pretty confident in his looks yk
but seeing people appreciate him for his personality?
it definitely gives him more hope that he's worth more than his looks
this one is short but he wouldn't interact with the fandom
like he seems so Facebook dad to me
basically he is tolerates his fandoms
it's nothing special
⤷ billy loomis
ANOTHER TRICKY ONE
billy is so tricky for me tho
honestly it goes to his head
seeing ppl in awe about him ^^
he’s a slasher fan too so he is more active in other fandoms if that makes sense
but does like to delve into theories and discussions about ghostface and the scream franchise with members of his fandom
rlly enjoys knowing he is considered one of the “well known” slashers
honestly he feels threatened by danny johnny from DBD because when u search ghost face a lot of content surrounding him pops up a long with stu and billy
he loves the fame basically
I do get the feeling he hates the image ghostface has tho
like the “thirst traps”
he's just the type of guy who calls people “posers” and “fake fans”
so that rlly irritates him
if you know a lot about slashers/ghost face he's chill
he likes his fandom but there’s definitely outliers with the people who know ghostface but not who’s behind the mask
he wants the notary
⤷ stu macher
LOVES HIS FANDOM
he loves being worshipped by his fandom
all compliments, all fanart, all of it he loves
teases Billy sometimes about the posts
sends scream memes to his friends
feels guilty tho when he sees vids and his and Tatum’s relationship
like that’s the only downside for him
he responds to fans, tells “insider” stuff, etc
Stu is very active in his fandom
he thrives off of it essentially
definitely set up a cameo or something at one point and says his iconic lines from the movie
+ try’s to get fan service out of Billy
hes like an obnoxious youtuber
REPOSTS EVERYTHING
edits? yes
fanart? yes
fanfic…?
yes.
he’s not rlly sad either that billy gets more attention than him cs if you love stu you LOVE stu
calls his fandom “machiacs”
cause macher + maniac
but he does think he’s more famous than he actually is
like if someone doesn’t recognize him he’ll go “I’m THE stu macher”
fanservice king!!!
⤷ billy lenz
no shame at all
he will repost smut/hentai of him
loves his fandom cause they’re as equally as horny as he is
but I think he does see that he is desirable in more ways when he finds like fluff imagines
loves his fanart the most
he would try and redraw the fanarts but they turn out horribly
he 100% try’s to interact with his fandom
key word is try
he doesn’t type but does the voice to text thing
so all his replies and post end up
JEJSNSBSHSISJJSNS *insert heavy breathing* HSHDNDJSJSK
his poor phone can’t keep up :(
he doesn’t understand the fandom but he loves them
“billy boy my beloved ❤️”
^^ those are his favorite types of fandom interactions
⤷ brahms heelshire
refuses to have internet
straight up refuses
but I feel like he's the only one who would dislike his fandom
and j mean actively dislike
if he saw how many people call him “stinky wall boy”
Let's just say he would have a fit
only thing he would like is people saying he's better than other male characters
but literally that's it
hates everyone and everything about his fandlm
he thinks of them as lowly or without class
its just best if he never finds out about his fandom
✎ notes . . . I rlly js wanted to do patrick but I actually had a lot of fun doing the others!!
Thank you so much!
Hey for my birthday do you think you could do Patrick Bateman headcanons I’d love to read them
Sure baby and happy birthday 🎂 🥳. Hope this day is special for you 💗
1.He sure is gentleman when it comes to ladies. He knows how to treat women right and like a princess.
2.He's more likely to like cats but doesn't mind dogs.
3.Always cares about his hygiene and good looks. He just likes being dressed nicely and fresh.
4.Lots of kisses and cuddling.
5.He likes going to opera and theater.
6.He loves gardening. It's something that brings him lots of joy.
7.Fan of romantic movies especially old ones
8.Lots of kisses and cuddling
9.Likes fancy things like clothes or places.
10.He's well known businessman and he's very serious about his business.
11. He likes sports such as tennis or golf.
12. Likes cooking. Especially Italian food because it seems fancy.
13. Likes reading. Mostly romantic and gothic literature
14. Definitely plays chess
15. He enjoys taking long walks to the park
16. If it comes to horror movies I think he likes psychological horror or slasher
17. He very much enjoys travelling and learning about new cultures.
Based on this og post https://www.tumblr.com/peachyfuck18/719665716940488704/sam-carpenter-chibiusasailor-chibi-moon
I made a while back but now I decided to be more trans-inclusive and made Billy, Donnie and Patrick trans girls/women so enjoy!
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The fate of Internet freedom LITERALLY depends on it. American or not, everyone should feel concerned about this.
A lot of leftist accounts are suspiciously quiet on the section 504 lawsuit, proposed medicaid cuts, and the "make America healthy again" executive order.
I know other leftists are not the enemy but if we don't have able bodied allies and general population support, there's no hope of pushing back against these ableist policies. These big accounts ignoring a massive minority at risk is scary. The current admin is the problem but there's no hope of a solution without allyship.
We need visibility. We need allies.
Based on this og post https://www.tumblr.com/peachyfuck18/719665716940488704/sam-carpenter-chibiusasailor-chibi-moon
I made a while back but now I decided to be more trans-inclusive and made Billy, Donnie and Patrick trans girls/women so enjoy!