Stu And Billy Meet Chucky

Gotcha (Billy/Stu)

Summary: Before enacting their plans, Billy and Stu need to be sure they’re physically fit enough to pull it all off, leading to ridiuclousness. (Based on this anonymous prompt, thank you so much for sending it in!! Warnings because there is mentions of canon-typical violence. Hope y’all enjoy the fic!! xo)

“If we’re really going to do this, we should start training,” Billy says idly, like they’re discussing running a marathon rather than a murderous plot.

Stu laughs at first, before realizing that Billy is serious. “Train? Like, go hunting?”

“No, dipshit,” he replies, but there’s a lack of venom in his voice. “Have you ever seen a movie where the victim just lays back and lets the killer stab ‘em? People are gonna fight back, and we can’t afford any mistakes.”

It’s a good point, Stu concedes, and thus begins their ridiculous regime of what he likes to call “Killer Camp”, and even though Billy rolls his eyes at the title, Stu knows he finds it funny as well.

True to its name, Woodsboro has many spots that are thick with trees and shielded by the dark of nighttime, giving them an ideal place to practice. With nothing but two flashlights and two knives, the boys set off into the forest at least once a week. It sort of feels like playing a combination of hide-and-seek and tag, except when you get caught, the other person pushes you to the ground and presses a semi-dull blade to the side of your neck.

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So I went to read the Kids Online Safety Act, thinking that it couldn't possibly be as bad as what people are making it out to be, I mean I'm a lawyer and expert in statutory interpretation, it can't be that bad, right?

Oh no. KOSA IS that bad. It will literally eradicate queer people online.

The bill says that a "covered platform" - broadly defined as "anything on the internet a minor might use" which is literally the entire fucking internet- has a "duty" to protect minors from anything that might harm them, including "sexual exploitation" and other undefined terms

It also gives state attorneys general the ability to sue to enforce it.

So here's exactly what's gonna happen:

Wacko republicans, as they've been doing with increasing force this year and last, are going to sue any and every website in existence, saying that the mere existence of LGBT people online constitutes sexual abuse of minors. And websites are gonna be so afraid of not doing the most that they'll just axe all LGBT everything.

Like. Republicans have been calling all LGBT people groomers and child molesters for years. The lead Republican literally admitted this bill will be used to attack trans people.

This bill is BAD bad. I'm appalled that democrats are lining up behind what is clearly a republican Trojan horse to eradicate LGBT people from the entire internet.

Call your senator

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR PEOPLE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ONE IRL

Hi i’ll reveal myself bc i avidly post AGAINST proshipping!!! you can see that fairly far back in my account if you care to check (which, from your responses you clearly dont.)

PLEASE do any amount of research on what you are talking about because i have clearly explained how this is not proshipping and the rhetoric youre spreading is gross misinformation and blatant (and at this point purposeful) misunderstanding of what youre talking about.

Oh so you decide to reveal yourself? Ok uh serious question and answer quickly if you’re sooooo against proshipping then why are you defending your friend who clearly is very disgusting for shipping a grown ass woman with a teenage boy? Is it cause the double standards of older women grooming younger men don’t apply to pedophilia or what?

Cause I’m gonna put a fucking glove on as I hold your hand while Insay this very slowly ok very slowly

Proshipping. Does. In fact. Effect. Reality.

Ok can you repeat it back to me?

Proshipping. Does. In fact. Effect. Reality.

Ok good now here’s something ok it’s called ooh

Yes this is called soap ok?

And oh what’s this?

A shower!

So please take your rank ass to the shower and fucking wash yourself and stop harassing people who call out your buddy or should I say your fucking pet owner at this point ok you rank ass spineless bitch?

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nbcnews.com

White House backs bipartisan bill that could be used to ban TikTok

The White House endorsed the RESTRICT Act, calling it “a systematic framework for addressing technology-based threats to the security and sa

So the media keeps mentioning this bill as a TikTok ban but the actual contents are even more concerning. The bill is called the RESTRICT Act and targets six "enemy" countries from the US. It is very vague and gives the government an excuse to restrict citizens' access to foreign technology competing with US companies.

Why do I imply this is about boosting US tech monopolies and not national security concerns as the government claims?

From the article: "But the bill’s implications go beyond TikTok. It’s designed to let the federal government pre-empt situations in which technology produced in any of the six authoritarian countries named in the bill becomes popular in the U.S."