2wag, Kii22 Iit, Biitch

something something Homestuck 2024

@a-literal-toaster-wtf

compilation of Rimmer and Lister playing table tennis with the single braincell they share between them

some highlights from a current wip (everyone and their mother has made a bbc ghosts modern au but i have thomas/isabelle brainworms and needed to make my own take on one with them as the focus)

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

AP News

Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers

The Federal Trade Commission and 17 state attorney generals filed an antitrust lawsuit against Amazon on Tuesday, alleging the e-commerce be

trick or treat!!!

trick. throws sand in your eyes /j

I think Reddit users being on Tumblr is essentially the same as like a big house party but you invited kids from the next town over and they're really unused to everything going on

Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf?

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

Peacock flounder By: Douglas Faulkner From: The Fascinating Secrets of Oceans & Islands 1972

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting