My Favorite Example Of Girl Math Is When David Hilbert And Albert Einstein Couldn't Solve How Energy

“i don’t know why people think it isn’t helly. it’s helly.” adam scott being totally done with all the nonsensical takes is why i love him (x)

Be like Ron. Don’t give a shit.

Dair gives strong Theloise vibes and I will never shut up about it!

Attempting to write this fic and quickly realizing I have no sense of humour. 💀

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Theloise Crack Fic Idea

Tempted to write a season 2 fic that throws both historical accuracy and show consistency out the window and has Theo say "fuck it" and leave work to visit Eloise at her house. He shows up in his work attire and Anthony is all "what the fuck who are you and what are you doing at my house" and Theo’s like "I’ve come to call on Eloise" and Anthony, who’s already on the verge of a mental breakdown because of Kate and Edwina, just goes "fuck it, it’s your funeral" because surely his sister will eat this man alive, right?

But then, they actually seem to like each other. And not only that, they seem to know each other...and that’s when Anthony officially loses it.

my handwriting before coffee:

my handwriting after coffee:

Figure 1: The author's note of my most popular fic to date.

Two Sentence Fic

For @femininomen0n 's prompt, Cardinal.

'The cardinal rule for attracting suitors,' Violet had told Eloise, 'is to keep a happy, welcoming demeanour at all times.'

Eloise stared at herself in the mirror, furrowing her brows deeper, and wondering if baring her teeth with a snarl would be a step too far.

SEVERANCE 2.10 "Cold Harbor", dir. Ben Stiller IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946), dir. Frank Capra

Stiller: “It’s a Wonderful Life” — it’s one of my favorite movies. There’s that moment of that phone call where Donna Reed and Jimmy Stewart are together, and they’re listening to her ex-boyfriend, they’re together, side by side, and you could just feel the energy between them. For some reason, that image was in my head when I was thinking about the two of them as they’re finishing the file; where they’re focused on the screen and they don’t know who’s watching them or what, so they can’t really embrace. But I felt like that closeness, that energy, was something that made sense in that moment. Lower: They’re putting their faces close to the phone, but they’re really just trying to listen to each other breathe. This is their [Helly R. and Mark S.] last moment to listen to each other closely.

Gentleman Suitor: Would you like to get lunch together today?

Eloise, standing right in front of him: I really wish I could, but I’m currently out of town.

rip creloise you would have loved being friends in part 2