Establish Dominance By Declaring An Elf A “Man-friend” Before They Declare You An “Elf-friend”

You know what the Fire Nation is missing? Lizards. Have you ever gone to a tropical place? There are just: Lizards. You see a wall, there is a lizard. You go walking, you find lizards. Azula is talking? There is a lizard trying to figure out how to get to the other side. Zuko is being dramatic? There is a lizard in the background as public. The escape from the boiling rock? A lizard also tags along. Just lizards, they really know how to set the ambient 

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

Things I do while conversing with my ND friends

Staring at trees or other background objects while explaining stuff

Special interest rants!!!

Stopping to smell candles/flowers/tea/etc.

Brief moments of eye contact (that are somehow less uncomfortably intimate than eye contact with NTs) before looking at other things again

Stretches/hand flapping/other stims

Speaking really quickly because I'm excited about something

Speaking with lots of pauses because I'm having trouble finding the right words

Making the decision to be interested in whatever topics they bring up

Not worrying about boring them because I know that they'll make themselves interested in my topics, too

"What's the history of that word/grammar form?" *everything on pause while we research and discuss*

"Another thing about *topic discussed an hour ago*"

Night falls but we forget that we're sitting in the dark because facial expressions aren't necessary to the conversation

Relating what they say back to myself but not worrying about seeming self-centered because they understand that's how I empathize

Talking for 10 hours straight but not being tired because we don't have to mask

Learning new facts every time I talk to them

Arabesques

the hobbits organizing a blindfolded taste test with the fellowship except every single food is potatoes

Cries in writer

2020 is the túrin turambar of years

breaking news: local british magician collapses from exhaustion after carrying the entire fantasy genre’s gaslight gatekeep girlboss representation since 2004. “mr norrell is such a #icon,” our sources report. 

I know that Peter’s Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also....it doesn’t. It’s perfect.

Literally obsessed with @damianwaynerocks ‘s post about Zuko meeting Batman, all dialogue is from that. Anyway, here’s Robin!Zuko feat. his blue spirit mask (kind of):