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this took a while but here it is! this is just going to be the fics that i've been reading recently, because otherwise this list would go on forever. if you want the full atla list of fics i read, check out my ao3 bookmarks.
How to Disappear Completely by aeoleus @ta1k-less : zuko unexpectedly gains custody of both kiyi and azula after his mom dies in a car crash. i love this one... zuko loves both of his sisters so much and he would do anything for them T_T
The [insert title here] and the Fire Lord by azenki: this one is technically gen but literally everyone thinks zuko is dating around. this is just such a silly and hilarious fic, really made my day after reading it.
Kintsugi by @discordiansamba : this is a series where zuko is just dumped in the earth kingdom after his agni kai and somehow becomes toph's bodyguard. i love the bonding between zuko and toph, and i abosolutely adore the oc's in this fic
Dragon Moon by Satirrian: technically so far this is gen but the author did mention there might be shipping later. THIS FIC!! It literally has so many different things going on but it works. Dragon!Zuko. that should already be enough to get you reading. June teaches Zuko how to be a bounty hunter and their bickering is hilarious. Zuko is such a sassy little shit in this one. Katara has a Mulan moment and itâs absolutely badass.
There Is No Fire Lord by OccasionalStorytelling: this one is inspired by Towards the Sun by @muffinlance. So zuko gets caught while escaping during the eclipse, he gets thrown in prison, and then when ozai is defeated zuko technically becomes fire lord but stays in prison. also his leg gets broken like 3 times lol
A Hundred Golden Suns by aeoleus (@ta1k-less): zuko dies at the agni kai but agni says fuck that and he is basically resurrected in the southern water tribe, where hakoda adopts him. this fic will hurt your heart but in a good way
In The Garden Light At Dawn by Rosemary_and_Geraniums: this one is Very Angsty and has a major character death so warning on that. I just had to include it because it's soooo good and i love angst fics, but if that's not your thing then skip this. This is a soulmate au, but not in a good way lol. zuko never got away after confronting his father during the eclipse. again this is Very Sad so skip if you get upset with unhappy endings
Consider Chaos series by @awesomeavocadolove : ChaosAvatar!zuko. How can you say no to that???
Pride Is Not The Word by @sword-and-stars : iroh gets a call from his long-lost nephew asking him to pick him up. then he discovers that his nephew has been homeless for a year after ozai kicked him out. iroh is having none of that and takes zuko in while quietly think of the best way to murder an abusive piece of shit
The Heat That Drives The Light (the fire it ignites) by isamagicdragon and thegracious: im obsessed with this one. azulon asks ozai to kill azula instead of zuko, who both say "fuck that" and run away to the earth kingdom. years later they hear about the avatar, who was captured by admiral zhao and kept prisoner in pohai stronghold. they decide to break him out
The Family You Choose by TunaFishChris: another soulmate one because i am a slut for them. some people are born with soulmarks. zuko's were burned off by azulon when he was born, because they make you weak.
Doe-eyed by anonymous: a gift fic for @muffinlance. azula is the firstborn, and she is eleven when zuko is born. bigsister!azula is everything you didn't know you needed
East and West by @d-naggeluide : zuko, toph, and earth king kuei go on a field trip together. sarcastic toph, resigned zuko, and kuei who had no idea what he had gotten himself into
I canât write these scenes bro I just canât
Sauronâs First age elf ratings:
Feanor: husband stealer -5/10
Maedhros: squishy, screams loudly 7/10
Fingon: stole favourite prisoner 2/10
Celegorm/Curufin: commited grave sin of letting LĂșthien leave to fuck shit up 0/10
LĂșthien: FUCK NO. SCARY AS HELL -1000/10
Thingol: has scary wife 1/10
Finrod: tasty 9/10
Fingolfin: hurt husband -2/10
Turgon: unreasonably paranoid 3/10
Maeglin: whiny 6/10
Gil-Galad : who is he?? 1/10
Galadriel: too close to Melian -1/10
Elrond/Elros: mini LĂșthien x2 -20/10
EĂ€rendil: killed favourite dragon -30/10
*Advisor to high king Elessar voice* You can go play with your friends after you finish your politics
I absolutely love that hobbits have such a low threshold for weirdness or "not like folks round here" that a Ringwraith doesn't register as more than just a rather odd customer. because everyone is a rather odd customer. you're already tall and dressed funny, sure, you may as well have no face and hiss at people
You never know how long your words will stay in someone's mind even long after you've forgotten you spoke them.
â Unknown
Random person: You do know that romantic and sexual attractions are what make us fundamentally human-
Aros, turning to Aces: Gods?
Aces, nodding: Gods
Nerdanel: What are these?!
Fëanor: Dwarf costumes.
Nerdanel: Why? Have you lost your mind?!
Fëanor: How many dwarves in Snow-White?
Nerdanel: Seven.
Fëanor: How many sons do we have?
Nerdanel: ...seven.
Fëanor: Et voilà .
sir these are my emotional support 120 tabs of unread fanfiction
Hey bitch!!! Iâm back and I still love you and your writing!! Any way, I was wondering if you had any ideas of which elves can tell Elladan and Elrohir apart and which canât? Youâre still amazing byeeeee!!! -đłïžâđ
Yaaasss hello again my good bitch!! đ©đ©
Thanks I love and apprecate you so much!! Let me know if I forgot anyone byeeeeeee
People that can
Elrond -- Even when they were 1 hour old Elrond could tell them apart.Â
Celebrian -- By the time they could talk, there was no fooling her (Heartbreaking sidenote headcanon: After she was rescued from the Orcs she couldn't tell them apart anymore. So they each began wearing a different color. Nothing drastic. Elrohir tended to use grey tone while Elladan uses lighter blue tones so that she wouldn't have to guess and get it wrong because they knew how bad it made her feel.)
Glorfindel -- Can always, always, always, tell them apart.Â
Arwen -- Same with Arwen.Â
Legolas -- If they stay completely silent, then sometimes he can't tell. But as soon as they talk its game over.Â
Erestor -- Can almost always tell them apart but sometimes he pretends he cant.Â
Galadrial -- Mind powers, enough said.Â
Celeborn -- Usually, but the twins are very aware that their grandfather has been tricked before on several occasions, and therefore can be tricked again.Â
Aragorn -- They've never really tested it with him, but this far he's never mixed them up that they've noticed. Â
Merry & Pippin -- For some reason the two hobbits have proven to be unflappable by any scheme to confuse them.Â
Galion -- You can hide nothing from him. Nothing.
People That CanâtÂ
Tbh, most peopleÂ
Gimli -- No idea. None at all. Never has, not once. People can tell him but as soon as they start moving around again he's lost it.Â
Gandalf -- Sometimes he can but more often than not he can't tell unless he's told who is who.Â
Thranduil -- Doesn't know and honestly doesn't really care.Â
Frodo -- Has a 50/50 chance of getting it right.Â
Sam -- Refuses to guess in case he offends anyone. Â
silm fandom what's your wisdom?
Elven Fashion Week
Nandor elves- wear rich and vibrant earth tones, complimented with a silvers and turquoise. Nandor clothing is sturdy and easy to move in, but ornamentation is not sacrificed for functionality. Their hair is almost always a shade of brown and is worn either very long and braided or styled short and manageable.
Avari elves- donât see the light all that much and both their collective complexion and clothing traditions reflect that. Like the Nandor they prefer long braided hair or short and sleek styles. They prefer the darkest clothing of all the branches of elves, which they accent with deep blues, rich purples and sometimes irredescent hues. They never wear anything shiny or flashy, but they are fond of embroidery as long as itâs subtle.
Teleri elves (Sindar & Falmari)- are almost the same people aesthetic wise. Clothing, adornment and hair styling are all practically the same save color schemes. Sindar adore darker blues and greens, while the Falmari are into pastel, or lighter colors, namely sea foam green and teal. Falmari elves absorb themselves in pearls, shells and corals, while their cousins the Sindar prefer silver and precious gems. All Teleri elves have varying shades of blue eyes. Silver hair is common in the Falmari while Black hair is more common in the Sindar.
Vanyar- long golden hair, amber eyes and sun kissed skin are the main features of this branch of elves. Each vanyar has a fondness/devotion to a specific Vala which they model their personal clothing after. Embroidered golden feathers or jeweled vines for Manwe or Yvanna, a radiating headdress for Varda or flowing robes that dance and shimmer like fire for Aule.
Noldor- unless they are busy crafting, their hair is worn free, very long and unstyled. Almost all of the Noldor have green eyes and black hair, with red hair being very rare (they are the only group that has redheads). Noldor will wear all the colors on the spectrum in a variety of styles. They have the most ornate clothing of all the elves, and are famous for their intricate embroidery and stunning jewelry which is always worn with tremendous pride.
why do the sons of Fëanor gotta...be like that
Turin and Beleg meeting again at the end of the world
2020 is the tĂșrin turambar of years
Gotta love fics where people just move into the shire and become honorary hobbits. Thorin? Let him reshire. Maglor? Shire. Fuckin Feanor? Put him in the shire. Now I want to see it with Morgoth and Sauron. Depower them and stick them in the shire and watch them become the old married couple of very tall eccentric hobbits
I know that Peterâs Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also....it doesnât. Itâs perfect.
an unstoppable force (hobbit curiosity) meets and immovable object (Gandalf not explaining)
Hello! You have just been visited by the Crackship Fairy, as of now you will be given a crackship and you have to do good by them. Your crackship: Voronwë/Maglor
(This is much more of a gen take on their relationship than it is a shippy one, but my headcanon is that VoronwĂ« is aro, so thatâs just how itâs gonna be!)
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It wasnât often that Maglor came across another elf on these shores. They were rocky, dreary, generally abandoned; he liked to be alone, and this stretch of coastline was good for that. The few weary Secondborn who eked out a living here were suspicious enough to steer clear of him, and in return he did the same for them.
In ages past this land had been the border of Ossiriand, pressed up against the Blue Mountains. The mountains were still there, taller and grander than ever, but the seven rivers were sunk under the sea and the singing Laiquendi had long since fled for greener lands.
Mithlond was not too terribly far from these his favorite haunting grounds, but no matter how genial and polite CĂrdan was Maglor knew he was not welcome there: the Falathrim had not forgotten the ruin of Sirion. No, this was a place where he could wander alone, his mind free to catch forgotten melodies on the wind and his spirit unbound by any constraints of law or temptations of love.
And yet: here stood a simple dwelling, still clearly Noldorin in make, looking near as old as Maglor felt. He had wandered this beach a hundred times or more, and never before had he run across this little elfhome that appeared to have been here since Beleriandâs death throes had finally ceased and the lands he had bled and fought and suffered for settled under the vast ocean.
Entranced, Maglor approached the house, noting its angular shapes, the Tengwar over the door, shimmering with some faint enchantment. He shivered as his fëa brushed against it: he was not repulsed, per se, and yet he was permitted to pass through the barrier.
âWho goes there?â demanded a voice too soft for its tone.
Maglor turned around, tensing instinctively and letting his hand wrap around the hilt of his dagger. The speaker was an elf, as he had thought, though they conversed in Westron, and though his eyes did not shine with Treelight he had the stature and bearing of one of Maglorâs kin. Still, there was something a little off about himâthe shell patterns on his clothing, perhaps, the shimmering blue of his blade, or the curve of his nose, which reminded Maglor strongly of a person he could not quite place. Perhaps he was of the Sindar as well as the Noldor.
âPeace,â he said slowly in Sindarin. âI mean you no harm. I was simply curious of your dwelling. I will leave you to your solitude.â
The ellon relaxed, though he did not sheath his sword. âThank you,â he said in that soft voice. âBut you have not answered my question. Who are you?â He glanced to Maglorâs cloak, tattered and torn and yet unmistakably blood-crimson. It was not the same one he had worn when he cast the Silmaril into the seaâthat had long since unraveled into nothing but a painful memoryâbut thought Maglor no longer wore his fatherâs star openly, he would not abandon his FĂ«anĂĄrion pride, nor could he wash his hands of the blood upon them.
He could give the ellon a false name; he had done so to others in the past. But Maglor was so tired, of hiding, of running, of lying, and he did not have the heart to do so. He adjusted his grip on his dagger, knowing that if this ellon was part Sindar, there was every chance he would be met with long-sleeping anger reawoken.
And yet, still, he spoke his name.
âI am KanafinwĂ« MakalaurĂ« FĂ«anĂĄrion,â he said, âthough you may know me better as Maglor the singer; and you may wish my name had never had cause to be uttered here in the east. Certainly I wish that at times.â
âOh.â For a moment the ellonâs resolve wavered, and then he grimaced, sighing, and sheathed his blade. âWell,â he began, switching to musical Quenya that made Maglorâs heart swell with a fondness long-forgotten, âby all I rights I ought to hate you, FĂ«anĂĄrion, and yet it is not often that I hear my fatherâs tongue spoken, especially not by a voice so lovely as yours.â
âWho was your father?â MakalaurĂ« asked, dread coiling in his stomach. If this was another long-lost relativeâ
âAranwĂ« of OndolindĂ«,â said the nĂ©r, and a smile twitched at the corner of his lips. âI am VoronwĂ« the mariner, once-friend of Tuor Ulmondil and EĂ€rendil Morningstar.â
VoronwĂ«âyes, he had heard that name before. A nĂ©r of Gondolin, a mariner, a friend to EĂ€rendil and Tuor...and kinsman to CĂrdan, if he remembered correctly. MakalaurĂ« shuddered, bowing his head.
âYou were at Sirion,â he murmured. It was not a question.
âNot precisely,â VoronwĂ« said. âElwing, wife of my dear friendâs son, and her childrenâthey were there. But I dwelt alone in a home not unlike this one, some miles away from the city, as I ever have since Tuor and ItarillĂ« departed for the West.â
MakalaurĂ«âs heart skipped a beat. âIâregret what was done,â he began, but VoronwĂ« waved a hand.
âCome in,â he invited, walking past the protective enchantment around the perimeter of his little home and beckoning MakalaurĂ« in. âThat was an age long ago, and we have both suffered enough for our choices. I would speak with you, over supper, of those you called your sonsâunlike EĂ€rendil, I did not have the pleasure of seeing them grow to adulthood, and I would hear from you what they are like.â
MakalaurĂ« took a deep breath, then nodded. VoronwĂ«âs offer of conversation, of a meal, of companionship was more than he deservedâbut he spoke truly, that he was not the same nĂ©r who pillaged Sirion and kidnapped little children. And MakalaurĂ« could never turn down an opportunity to sing the praises of his sons, no matter how little right he had to call them that.
So he walked inside, let Voronwë lay a gentle hand on his shoulder, and let go of some small portion of his sorrow.