Joker’s Asking The Important Questions.

the whole running gag about scott lang as the idiot along for the ride in the wider mcu is a lot funnier when you think about how scott lang canonically has a higher education than most of the avengers.

I really love the idea of captain marvel being like really fucking shady

Imange with me

"I know a guy"

Knows how to pick locks

Yeah for blood you've got to do peroxide and cold water and scrub harder

*the league is talking about a crime boss his image is shown marvel is late* hey I know that guy!

Can relate to criminals

Still has the sunny boyscout attitude somehow

When overhearing a conversation about weapons and their pros and cons marvel causally drops the fact that he favors a switchblade

Flash and green lantern are talking a show most likely the office they ask captain marvel if hes seen it

"Oh no I dont have a tv sorry"

In the end half the league thinks hes a really polite mafia boss

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon

Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.

more of a crack prompt, but do you think billy batson can say emojis out loud because of the wisdom of solomon???? the pronounciation/saying the emojis’s weird and disoriented but for some reason everybody knows whats he’s saying

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*JL meeting*

batman: captain marvel, are you even listening

billy: ⁉️⁉️⁉️

batman: how in the world

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*batman and green lantern arguing during a meeting, with obvious sexual tension in the air*

billy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GL: what the fuck?????

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green arrow: ok, let’s play guess the word, cap, you go first

billy: k

billy: 🐜

GA:

billy: guess the word 

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billy: 👨, 👁 🥺🍜👉 now

wonder woman: i speak many languages and this is not one of them

WW: someone please translate

billy, absolutely done /w translating his emoji words: man, i need ramen right now

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billy, frustrated: 🤬🤬🤬

JL:

“that’s not what heroes do”

cant believe dc said that batman cant get it 

look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo

i love toxic and rancid homoeroticism i hate wholesome gay representation and i think queerbaiting is awesome

surely someone has made this before

“Hey whose that DC character with the black hair and blue eyes?”