Prompt 151

man dumplings taste good

So I've been reading a lot of shazam fanfiction lately, you know. As you do. And I noticed something.

Every time I read a "billy is batman's son" fic billy always goes along willingly. And it strikes me as off. Like this is a kid who has lived on the streets since he was like 6. He also has magic and in some iterations his civilian identity is friends with people like john constantine. He is also a superhero working with the justice league and he takes his responsibilities to his city very seriously.

What I'm saying is that the second billy realized that bruce planned to make him leave fawcett city billy would run like a Batman out of hell. The kid would just nope on out of there first chance he got.

I wanna see a fic where billy has some agency! Where billy says no! I don't care who you are or how much money you have, I'm not leaving my city! And then sticking too that. Batman would be on a wild chase around fawcett city looking for his son. Billy would be outsmarting batman via magic and street smarts. All the while neither knows the others identity. Can you tell me how GOOD a fic like that would be?

man, just realized

black mask is technically a personified oreo in the comics because he (mostly, not all the time) wears an oreo-coloured suit. oh my god.

like imagine, one of the in-law batfamily members get kidnapped by him/his goons and the member is like: “ok disfigured oreo” when mask finishes his threat.  

Damian Wayne: Father, I have decided that we need to make Harleen Quinzel an official member of the Bat Family.

Bruce Wayne: Why?

Damian Wayne: Ever since she ended her toxic relationship with the Joker, I feel like she is turning over a new leaf and becoming a better person.

Bruce Wayne: You met her pet hyenas.

Damian Wayne: I met her pet hyenas.

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

what exactly is the difference between childe and a hydro abyss mage? i mean. they both do hydro, both are connected to the abyss, they both have masks

I feel like xiao would use this to be mean to childe behind his back, like he and zhongli would be on a walk, see a hydro abyss mage, and xiao would be all "hey look it's your boyfriend"

SORRY I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT OF JUST. ZHONGLI ABSOLUTELY SNAPPING ONE DAY ON THEIR WALKS

what about the 10 year old’s pet tiger and the taxi driver to the mean bisexual lol

Sometimes a friend group is a hot wizard, a 10 year old boy and a mean bisexual

Prompt 172

Person A and Person B are meme trash/ broke college students so what they do for Christmas is give each other a box and recite that whole line from Spongebob where they’re like “I couldn’t afford to get you anything this year so I got you this box”. Their friends cringe in pity.