Happy (late) Birthday Big Man!!!!!

sup gamers have your snack

a quickie scribble, suggested by @venividivictorious, because this is hilarious and i doodled it on break

the rest of avengers when the world is in danger but its not their movie

man dumplings taste good

Billy Batson memes bc im in the mood-

me @ the multiple AUs ive made: oh god please no

my AUs: *hissing*

me: hey can y’all just not screw everything up?

my characters: …too late buddy

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic. 

Crack Prompt

Characters have a rap battle that goes horribly wrong.

I legit can’t wait for Billy to face a powerful deity and act casual with them like he just met a long lost friend from highschool. 

Or reunited with his online friend who didn’t play Minecraft for a couple of years (even though the friend was like: “I’ll see you tomorrow” and never went back online). 

idk. The thought of Billy Batson casually interacting with powerful beings of the universe is something I want to write but can’t. 

~also~

1. “Sup, wanna play minecraft?” 

“Champion of magic, what the f u c k”

2. “...thats why the universe is a large soup for the gods” 

“... what the fuck?”

GUYS GUYS GUYS 

GIVE ME FICS WHERE TALIA  ADOPTS JASON AS HER SON PLEASEEE

(bonus if damian gets a new adopted older brother lol)