Steve: Spider-Man, Status?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-eman-survive-and-study?lang=en_GB

What about this ?

still no, sorry. Maybe Tumblr don't allow these links.

I might do this

HeadCannon of Peter being a sick child

Not in the sense of "Peter is sick and Tony has to take care of him", NO!

It's the kind of "I've had migraines for so long I don't even care about the pain anymore" or "I get colds so many times in the week that I don't know how is the feeling of DON'T HAVE a runny nose"

So Tony go ask him one day like

Tony: Pete, your nose is bleeding!? ARE YOU OKAY!?

And Peter takes a set of wet wipes from his bag calmly wiping his nose saying

Peter: Oh yeah, it happens sometimes, so about the design of the new Falcon wings...

AND HE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER!?

Tony is already pulling his hair out wondering why Peter suddenly passes out sometimes and Peter goes like

Peter: Oh yeah, about that, I have anemia and low blood pressure, sometimes my blood sugar drops and my blood pressure drops and then I passes out, nothing to worry about 😊

Tony's heart almost stops and he's already like "god I need to put this kid in a bubble to protect him..."

One day Tony turns to Peter and asks if he wants something to eat or drink and Peter says

Peter: Ohhhhh, THAT'S why my vision is blurry the whole afternoon, hahaha

Tony:... uh?

Peter: I forgot to eat

Tony: WHAT!? IT'S 12:45 PM!? YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY!?

Peter: Yep, ops haha, I'm gonna drink a glass of water

Tony: THIS IS NOT EVEN NEARLY ENOUGH!?!?!? I'M ORDERING 3 PIZZAS AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!!!!

Peter: But I'm not hungry...

Tony: !?!?!?!? HOW!?

Since then, Tony forces Peter to eat something every time they meet, Peter thinks this is excessive, Tony thinks that if he doesn't do this Peter will die-

ooh can i help?

hello! hi!!!

nice to meet you!!1

"Hello? It's nice to meet you aswell!"

Meg beamed with happiness, before going back to helping her plants.

Tony: What the hell kid, you're covered in blood!?

Peter: Oh, my shirt? Don't worry I just spilled some paint 

Tony: God, don't scare me like that. Go change 

Peter: Don't worry I will. I just needed to show you this first 

*turns around*

Tony: How'd you get paint on the back of your shirt too?

Peter: Yeah those stains are blood. I was stabbed several times 

Tony: PETER-

4. it’s fine lol but here’s the question: can another peter park a car?

yup! most of the multiverse variations i found can park a car

We will remember.

@petercanparkacar @petercanparkacar why did I think your handle was peterparkar all this time?

idk????

Peter, this is Iris. My name is now Cassandra Cain. NOWGO TO SLEEP YOU LIL SHI-

k :D also no- *runs*

This has probably been done, but oh well!

Role swap au between Nene and Kou, let's go!

The reason behind Kou wanting to get help from "Hanako-San" is because he wants his brother to be proud of him. So Hanako suggests that he exorcise one of the stronger supernaturals plaguing the school. He lists a bunch of supernaturals, ending with the mermaid because of how strong she is and because of her curse, since the only way to "summon" her, would be to ingest her scale. Kou however, hears "strong" and "dangerous", and decides to exercise her. Of course, this goes tits up and Hanako has to save the day. He eats the matching scale, just like canon, and suddenly we start down the HanaKou route of this venture.

Then we have Nene. She's only just joined the world of the supernaturals and exorcists, as not too long ago, she was saved by Teru. See where I'm going with this? Having been saved by he budding crush, her infatuation blossoms, leading her to ask him to teach her how to be an exorcist. Uncertain on what his brother is up to (he's Hanako's janitor now Teru, lol), Teru decides to let this girl try exorcism out. Turns out, she's not half bad! So Teru continues teaching her (he's sort of tough on her and sort of the prince of the school still?? Like, the way she sees it is that he's only tough on her so she won't die) and eventually he asks her to exorcise Hanako. Her love drunk self accepts, thinking that she can confess to Teru after and they can be happy exorcist husband and wife (I noticed early on that her idea of romance is so fantastical that I'm kind of worried she's not living in the real world for some reason.. mentally, I mean). Of course, this leads to the trio being together again, and despite Nene thinking that Teru's love is endgame, she can't bring herself to kill this wonder.

Not only that, but Kou is obviously an exorcist too, and he hasn't killed Hanako yet, so she's trying to figure out why. (It takes a while for it to click in her mind, since she seems the type to only link f/m romantically)

I'm thinking, at some point, Nene slips up and tells Teru that Kou is hanging out with Hanako, and that it looks kind of fun, which is how he finds out. Of course, then he's pissed, so he heads straight for Hanako to kill him, but Kou protects his "friend" (they're not quite in love yet) and Hanako is astonished. Then Kou mentions the mermaid scales (which Teru is suddenly pondering why he never got around to mentioning them before now) and Teru blanches. Then he gets even angrier. He tells Hanako that, once he figures out how to break the curse, he's going to kill him. Hanako essentially says "Good luck" and off Teru stomps.

...

Eh, while we're here...

Let's role swap Aoi and Mitsuba too!

Of course, that means Mitsuba is the classmate/friend of Kou that knows all about the wonders of the school. When asked how he knows, he usually just says something along the lines of "It's easy to see things when you have a lens to capture them". He also finds it hilarious when the confession tree brings the two guys together (a different two guys, but two guys nontheless). When Kou asks why, Mitsuba says it's because they always argued before, so its a welcome shock that its because they were in love (Kou silently grateful its not because they're two guys.. even though he questions that thought immediately after). Then he skips over and offers to take tons of pictures for them, like the little shit he is.

As for Aoi, I reckon her backstory is the opposite of Mitsuba's ghost origin. Instead of being pretty unnoticeable, she was too noticeable. Everyone knew her, and while she seemed fine with that, she really wasn't. Because of how popular she was, she never had free time. Always hanging out with others and being confessed to... it took its toll. She wasn't happy with how her school life was, and needed a break. So, her parents booked holidays and took her to a ski resort. However, the weather got bad on their drive there, and the family didn't make it. Next time she opens her eyes, she's a ghost wandering the school. At first, she hates it because she's trapped at school, the one place she couldn't be herself. Then she hates it because, after a day of everyone being sad she's gone, they all move on. Not a single person seems to care she's gone. Considering how much they all pestered her, it hurts to see that it wasn't because they were her friends. Thus, she asks Tsukasa to help everyone remember her, in an attempt to remind her "friends" she existed, and that spiral commences. (Of course, this time it's Nene helping our ghost buddy, not Kou, since Kou is with Hanako)

I don't know why this got me so bad, like, I am in XD If this is already a thing or someone wants to write it, please share 🙏

i've been infested with cherik brainrot in the span of 4 days of beginning the x-men films, so now i'm spreading that agenda elsewhere