*spidey Swings*

I might do this

HeadCannon of Peter being a sick child

Not in the sense of "Peter is sick and Tony has to take care of him", NO!

It's the kind of "I've had migraines for so long I don't even care about the pain anymore" or "I get colds so many times in the week that I don't know how is the feeling of DON'T HAVE a runny nose"

So Tony go ask him one day like

Tony: Pete, your nose is bleeding!? ARE YOU OKAY!?

And Peter takes a set of wet wipes from his bag calmly wiping his nose saying

Peter: Oh yeah, it happens sometimes, so about the design of the new Falcon wings...

AND HE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER!?

Tony is already pulling his hair out wondering why Peter suddenly passes out sometimes and Peter goes like

Peter: Oh yeah, about that, I have anemia and low blood pressure, sometimes my blood sugar drops and my blood pressure drops and then I passes out, nothing to worry about 😊

Tony's heart almost stops and he's already like "god I need to put this kid in a bubble to protect him..."

One day Tony turns to Peter and asks if he wants something to eat or drink and Peter says

Peter: Ohhhhh, THAT'S why my vision is blurry the whole afternoon, hahaha

Tony:... uh?

Peter: I forgot to eat

Tony: WHAT!? IT'S 12:45 PM!? YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY!?

Peter: Yep, ops haha, I'm gonna drink a glass of water

Tony: THIS IS NOT EVEN NEARLY ENOUGH!?!?!? I'M ORDERING 3 PIZZAS AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!!!!

Peter: But I'm not hungry...

Tony: !?!?!?!? HOW!?

Since then, Tony forces Peter to eat something every time they meet, Peter thinks this is excessive, Tony thinks that if he doesn't do this Peter will die-

This took too long but here is the next question 2. Can you park a car?

ironically? no.

Guess who's the new Winter Soldier? Its MEE

ohgodscassie no. hydra kidnapped me and strapped me to a ticking time bomb JUST to get back at Mr.Stark and Mr.Barnes. Do not trust them. still. Even if you join them,you're still my friend. so if anything happens,just shout. I'll be there.

TOApril Day 17 🦋

@toapril-official

4. it’s fine lol but here’s the question: can another peter park a car?

yup! most of the multiverse variations i found can park a car

Peter: Why do you care so much?

Tony: Because someone has to. And because you once reminded me of who I used to be… before all the mess.

Peter: *quietly* And now?

Tony: *softly* Now, you remind me of who I want to be.

osvr4

TOApril Day12

@toapril-official

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-eman-survive-and-study?lang=en_GB

What about this ?

still no, sorry. Maybe Tumblr don't allow these links.

Chapters: 34/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Batfamily Members & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker/Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Peter Parker, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Duke Thomas, Barbara Gordon & Peter Parker Characters: Peter Parker, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Dog | Jason Todd's Dog Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Post Red Hood: Outlaw, Slow Burn, like the slowest of burns, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Misunderstandings, of the comedic variety, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, POV Multiple, Spidery Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, at best this is DC canon shoved in a blender, Cults, the author likes their cults, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Dog is Best Girl, Demisexual Jason Todd, y'all can pry that HC outta my cold dead hands, Bisexual Peter Parker, Softcore identity porn, and they were ROOMMATES, spider totem Peter Parker, Portuguese translation available, Spanish Translation Available Series: Part 1 of Crisis of Faith Summary:

Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

Finally, something interesting to deal with.

Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ECM!!!!!!!!