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I am scared of the day that I am doing laundry and can’t tell the difference between my wife’s and my daughters underwear.

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Someone: "Guess what?"

Me: "What?"

Me, before they can say anything more: "Hey! I guessed right!"

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?