Trying To Remember The Last Occasion

I wouldn't even go to a gun fight, but I WOULD bring a knife to a steak dinner, a wood carving class, or a knife show.

Been there.

I am scared of the day that I am doing laundry and can’t tell the difference between my wife’s and my daughters underwear.

There are few things in a man’s life more satisfying than successfully piss-blasting a shit-stain off of the inside of a toilet bowl

Why does this always happen to me?

Dogs are the joy of life

I think I've experienced this a lot at work.

"There is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation." - Troy Gathers

“There is nothing worse than arguing with an unproductive critic. That is a no-win situation.” - Troy Gathers

Super hero landings

+ bonus:

Emergency Alert

SNL Oct 6 2018

Back in my day, I stayed inside and wasted away like a normal kid.

All kids want to do these days is go outside and play video games.

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?