In Her DMs Giving Away My Weaknesses With Reckless Abandon

spiking your drink with estrogen

call that shit “booba tea”

Shoutout to the NDs who get told "don't use that tone of voice with me" and are confused because you were just talking like literally what do you mean that was me talking in my normal voice

i think a lot about how many dead discords i'm still in entirely out of hope that maybe one day we'll be able to speak again

Saying that the american democratic party is left wing is a wild take.

So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election" - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using AI, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:

anomalocaris is a maid

reblog to bap prev with your paw

We really do live in a society lads

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.