i'm trying to be the cool, hot, slightly intimidating butch older sister, but also very obviously the dog at a house party that sits between everyone's legs and everyone else pets absentmindedly while they talk to each other
average tgirl experience of saying "we need to kiss" every few days and then continuing to be stuck hours and miles away. but still we must express that we need to kiss, it's important that this gets said
you want to give the dragon chin scritchies you want to feel the purr of a content dragon wrapped around you you want dragon cuddles you want dragon to give you kissies you want to fall asleep wrapped safely tucked in dragon warm embrace
HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that
hey so if your catgirl keeps getting "accidentally" tangled up in yarn, maybe what she really want's is to get tied up? ever tried that?
Trans girls: I’m so sleepy all the time
Also trans girls: iron deficiency what’s that why would I need iron
the concept of distance is homophobic :(
Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.
people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+