May you step on Legos barefoot
May your breakfast forever be a none pizza with left beef.
May you be bombarded with shitposts in all your emails and socmed.
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
You’re a Winter Soldier Harry
So I have some cute Harry Potter socks from my bff
Cute right? Til you turn em around…
IT’S THE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN WTF
“Who’s this lil bitch?”
“Alright you’re annoying”
“...okay I feel bad for you”
“No, don’t do that.”
“Aw poor baby,so conflicted”
“Yes, yes, I get it we’re being heteronormative.”
“Wait no-“
“Goddamnit, Inan.🤦🏻♀️”
*Tyra Banks Voice* “I WAS ROUTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROUTING! HOW DARE YOU?!”
“GODDAMNIT INAAAAN!!🤬”
This is my rose bush that I’ve had for three years and I am so happy that it’s budding 8 flowers this spring! But...
WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS THAT!?!?!???
Jean in the background using her infinite power to find the best candle of the universe to take home 😆
the adventures of cyclops & phoenix and an uninvited third party
Weeeeelllll...
OH MY GOD
By @fake.disney.facts on tiktok
This has made me cry thank you Elmo!