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maybe this is just me idk

Peter Birkhäuser

pee pee poo poo

i took that personally

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i said what I said

As some of you may know Evangelion is currently doing a collab event with McDonalds in Japan, as brands do. Anyway the fan artists are having a good time with it:

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

Like-a so?

Preferred method of boiling?

Ingredients: people you don't like, comically large spaghetti noodles, comically large pot, water, salt

Pour water into comically large pot. Wait to boil. Sprinkle salt in. Stick people you don't like onto the comically large spaghetti noodles. Place people noodles into pot sticking up Jesus on the cross style. Wait for 2 days and voila. Boiled 👍

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons