Hey When You Make Posts, I Just Want You To Know, Thou/thee/thy/thine/ye Are Like He/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject)

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

i sure love having reckless unearned confidence in the place of actual skill

The first post, about which undersider would be on the Down With Cis Bus

Not included in this poll: Jess & Mike, who died and quit respectively before the Undersiders ever existed.

i would do "which member of breakthrough?" instead of "which member of new wave?" but i think making up a story about down with cis is more a new wave thing than a breakthrough thing, on account of breakthrough having two (and a half) canonically transgender members. even if ward victoria is personally more likely than worm victoria to do it

(also this theoretically would take place sometime after the bank robbery. if it's one of the ones who died during leviathan then during the time between the bank robbery and new wave's dissolution)

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

join a gang of troubled parahuman teens and rob a bank (don't worry I'm going to arrest them soon)

YOU have named yourself GODDESS because you stole a bunch of REALLY STRONG SUPERPOWERS from your parahuman CLUSTER, and used them to TAKE OVER A PLANET (known as Earth SHIN). YOU still call yourself GODDESS, but the recent MIND CONTROL AND ALIEN-RELATED APOCALYPSE (long story, rough 1.6 million words) has STRANDED you on Earth GIMEL, in the city of the CITY. TWO YEARS LATER, you have no kingdom, no house, no money, and one of you POWERS is even missing. Just to check that none MORE have been STOLEN, you observe that you have: 1. A MASTER POWER THAT TURNS PARAHUMANS TO YOUR SIDE (your primary. you kinda unpleasant to be around without this thing.) 2. TELEKINESIS, STRONGER THAN A LOCOMOTIVE, FARTHER THAN A FLYING BULLET (your sexiest power. leaves pretty fractals behind) 3. A DANGER SENSE, FAIRLY ACCURATE (they would have killed you by now without this nifty thing) 4. DEFENSE MANIPULATION, LIKE THAT GOLDEN ASS FROM THE APOCALYPSE (why would you ever use this) 5. SOURCE OF POWER THAT INCREASES RANGE (this is the one that's stolen!) 6. A SECRET SIXTH THING. Oh, and ALSO, a bastard named TEACHER keeps trying to END YOU through his HENCEMEN and MACHINES. Your Highness, WHAT SHALL DO YOU DO?

Worm (2011) but theyre all muppets

So when Sabah joins the Undersiders shes literally just drawing on angry eyebrows with a felt marker

Brb about to fight the vengeful child in the flooded city for 3 hours on route A

Ain't nothing like being tired feels like being tired. Will I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car on the way to class? Mayhaps.

Why am I haunted by ideas and plots and concepts for fics but feel no motivation to open my computer and do something about it, what is wrong with me, I can't even read other fanfic at this point without outlining and theorizing all in my head for stuff, why do I tell myself every night "you'll write tomorrow" and then never do.

YES, the inspiration to write is returning! The ideas... they flow.

Finallyyyy

I know they're like, necessary for the economy to function, but who let the trains run at "fanfic reading hour" (3am) don't they know people are busy?