pickleteatime

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DO U HAVE ANY STEVEBUCKY FICS THAT HAVE SPIDEYPOOL IN THEM BC IM TRULY SUCH A HOE FOR STEVEBUCKY AND SPIDEYPOOL

yeah I have a couple for you. DEADPOOL WAS FUCKING GREAT BTW I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!

Chicken Soup by SeptemberWolves

Peter gulps when the man turns back, the reflective surface of the goggles blocking his expression. The man gives Peter a long look before turning to leave.

“Go home, child.” He says, voice surprisingly soft.

That Avengers Kid by falloutwade & vocalpeter

Peter Parker is your everyday geek. Straight A’s, outstanding efforts, a weird obsession with a show called Teen Wolf, his amazing knowledge of anything he studies, and overall any parent’s dream son.

However, being abandoned the porch of a white suburban house wasn’t the boy’s best memory. But, that’s how he ended up with Steve Rodgers and Tony Stark as parents. And the coolest ones as well.

Easily excelling in all his prior schools, and classes, Peter was positive he could get through his high school years with a breeze. That was until he met a man with a charming smile on the streets.

Why isn’t this self-explanatory? (WIP) by DimensionWarper

Phil doesn’t even understand why these are even on the list of rules for the Avengers. He thought that the only teenager on the team was Spider-Man.

Hi! I tried using the google trick but I haven’t been able to find it, do you or anyone else know of the fic where Bucky is a student and Steve is a professor/researcher and they spend the summer doing field research together? I think it was in the field or archaeology and I remember that the site was pretty remote and Steve picked Bucky up from the bus stop. Thanks!!

This is Quench by @aidaronan ! https://archiveofourown.org/works/19314103

A thot in my head

Professor Tony holding a lecture on Zoom when his much younger boyfriend walks into the room behind him naked for all of Tony’s students to see

thank you goodbye *leaves meeting*

“Why didn’t you send me away?”

“I’m too far from the point I can turn back.”

Based on chapter 9 of my Teacher/Student!AU (:

Sometimes I make those hawksilver sketches but I normally don’t post them. I thought I should do it since we have so few fanart on this fandom ;)

Because Will’s therapy hours still left…

*BGM-Talk dirty to me* Doctor wants Will to talk dirty to him…….and dirty things happen.  (always happen in my head every time they talked about Will wanting to kill. *crycrycry* )

This is what ‘kill you with my hands’ really means. #NO #hahaha #that’s not only hands….

Lofty

Dear, a kiss that steals your breath

Keep reading

I… I don’t know

I think it makes more sense on Instagram(?)

Marauders Era Fancasts (Death Eaters)

Antonin Dolohov // David Giuntoli

Rabastan Lestrange // Chris Wood

Severus Snape // Richard Harmon

Rodolphus Lestrange // Ian Somerhalder

how to draw arms ? ? 

quick and easy: Rivulets And Rain by ZedEdge

COCKS AND HOW TO DRAW THEM

This is my 3000th post, and rather than have it go by without a passing glance, I will instead use it to help YOU, MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS, by giving you references for and tutorials on how to draw a whole lotta dicks.

TUTORIAL 1 BY onta TUTORIAL 2 BY krisCrash DRAWN REFERENCE SHEET 1 BY itsbaru DRAWN REFERENCE SHEET 2 LIVE REFERENCE SHEET (on the various states of erection) FROM wikipedia

All of this is obviously very NSFW, so take a quick glance around to see if anyone’s within peeping distance of your monitor before popping these babies open.

And, of course, ENJOY.~

(VERY LATE EDIT: Sources provided by Tokitoide.)

BEWARE FOR NSFW CONTENT! hi-res non-cropped version: part I | part II  They asked me for a body tutorial, but first a bit of must-to-reads:

This tutorial is NOT for beginners! 

Yes, I made this tutorial BUT I’m in no position to say this is 100% correct. This is how I draw, these are my tips that solely adapts to my drawing style and I’m sorry if there are anatomic mistakes. I know I do a lot of them. 

When I was cropping this I noticed a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m so sorry I don’t have the time to correct them.

I don’t think there is any absurdity here but if I made some big and harming anatomy error please tell me and I will change/delete it

I never attend art school or art course, as I said on the tutorial. What I can do is self-taught, that’s why there’s so many errors.

the most important: USE REFERENCE IMAGES WHEN DRAWING! If they are real photos and not other drawings is better. This is the truth, you have to copy pictures in order to improve. That doesn’t mean you have to trace them, but observe them until you are able to reproduce it. Especially if you are drawing semi-realistic bodies like me! 

Hhhhh I’m not good with tutorials sorry very much (??)

CALL FOR Q&A (MAILBAG)

As of December 2015, my series of tutorials on how to draw dicks has finally finished, In order to honor this small moment, I’ve decided that an addendum will be fitting to end this series.

The addendum will be a Q&A in the form of asks. If you have any questions in regards to drawing dicks (fetishes, you want me to draw some meat sticks, etc) or want to ask Arkomeda any silly or lewd questions (or send me erotic fanmail), now is your time.

Click here and ask me lewd questions about dick drawing.

If you need a refresher, here is the series of tutorials on how to draw dicks.

PART ONE: GLANS

PART TWO: INTERNALS

PART THREE: ERECTION

PART FOUR: FORESKIN

PART FIVE: VEINS

PART SIX: BALLS

Enjoy

(next series of tutorials on vaginas 100%)

AU bucky&steve

Down East Folktales "trailer"

Our Major (ongoing, new) Work: Down East Folktales. Here’s “trailer” of our NSFW horror story, which was published in the #stucky Anthology <Not Without You>.

Visit here for more juicy stuff👉https://twitter.com/lickydogbuddy

maybe he needs someone who show his strength again and again. just to know he do care

pjo fancast masterlist

percy:

alex aiono

younes kahlaoui

reece king

laurence coke

wesley tucker

jessey stevens

noah centineo

annabeth:

lizzy greene

emily skinner

scarlett leithold

rose betram

hanna edwison

line brems

gracie lancaster

jasmine sanders

brighton sharbino

brooke perry

ariane pelosse

kassala holdsclaw

grover:

dylan hasselbaink

leo hoyte egan

axel kwenkeu

MICHAEL LOCKLEY

jason:

froy gutierrez

samuel harwood

piper:

nat weaves

indya marie

devery jacobs (she’s 25 but she’s a still a good ref)

kinsale hueston

leo:

tre samuels

xolo maridueña

princeton perez

joel pimentel

hazel:

riele downs

kheris rogers

anok yai

lovie simone

stefaneé martin

frank:

will jay behlendorf 

leo sheng.

hao yun xiang

calypso:

adele exarchopoulos

christina nadin

nico:

finn wolfhard

reyna:

arzaylea rodriguez

gina rodriguez

natalia castellar

tashi rodriguez

raven lyn

audri nix

rachel:

sabina karlsson

renee mittelstaedt

sonny turner

bree kish

carmen garitano

annalise basso

jamillah mcwhorter

janet devlin

morgan crabtree

joyjah

drew:

ko aka koala

nana komatsu

eri tachibana

“And you have fixed my Life – however short. You did not light me: I was always a mad comet; but you have fixed me. I spun round you a satellite for a month, but I shall swing out soon, a dark star in the orbit where you will blaze… Someday, I must tell how we sang, shouted, whistled and danced through the dark lanes through Colinton; and how we laughed till the meteors showered around us, and we felt calm under the winter stars. And some of us saw the pathway of the spirits for the first time. And seeing it so far above us, and feeling the good road so safe beneath us, we praised God with louder whistling; and knew we loved one another as no men love for long.”

— Letter from Wilfred Owen to Siegfried Sassoon, November 1917.

do you have any favourite love letters from the past?

“You have fixed my Life – however short,” Wilfred Owen to Siegfried Sassoon

“I am reduced to a thing that wants Virginia” / “Throw over your man, I say, and come,” Vita Sackville-West and Virginia Woolf

“Love is my religion – I could die for that, I could die for you,” John Keats to Fanny Brawne

“I know Hyacinthus, whom Apollo loved so madly, was you in Greek days,” Oscar Wilde to Alfred Lord Douglas

« They parted ways, but never stopped loving . »

© Melli ~ Don’t share/repost without credit please

The ministry: you two were like brothers

Albus: oh, we were more then brothers

A minister: *uses the memmory wand thing*

This pops up:

The ministry: ….

Albus: ….

The ministry: …

Albus: ….can I got back to teaching now or???? Cause that *points at the memory* that’s just gonna keep being more vivid

good riddance, 2020. 🥂✨

Hey, everyone! Due to the sudden influx of viewers on AO3, the site has had to modify some things, including the experience of guest users and how hits are counted on the site. This is not the fault of AO3 (they’re doing their best to keep things up and running for all of us), but if you’re a guest user following stories on AO3, PLEASE make sure to leave kudos for your authors to see. We understand it can be difficult to get an account on AO3 (probably more now with COVID-19 leaving people in their homes), but sudden drops in statistics can be inexplicable and disheartening.

Keep your heads up, people. We’re gonna get through this.

@wearywanderer

mentioned you on a post

“Unpopular Marauder Era Opinions”

@deathdaydungeon you say all the points I make about Eileen are easily countered, but don’t actually counter them? The quote you posted only compares him to James, a little boy prince. Even Ron Weasley would appear neglected in such circumstances, but that doesn’t mean there’s no love. Poverty doesn’t equal neglect/abuse

Sure - I can counter them with equal headcanons if you require it:

By the age of 10, Snape, although living among mugles with a muggle father: Knew EVERYTHING about his wizarding ancestry and wizarding culture, hated muggles and refused to befriend them, had been taught magic (both light and dark) by his mother, and had house pride to rival any pureblood child living among wizards. This doesn’t show neglect AT ALL.

By the age of 10, Snape, although living amongst Muggles with a Muggle father, had read through his mother’s old schoolbooks, which taught him everything he needed to know about wizarding culture.  Petunia knows who the ‘Snape boy’ is - he was known around Cokeworth for being an oddity.  With his weird clothes and unexplained magical outbursts, no child was keen to befriend him.  In addition to the way his father behaved, it’s no wonder he started to hate Muggles.  

Eileen didn’t speak much about the wizarding world, but when he finally asked her about her Slytherin scarf, she told him that all Princes had been in Slytherin.  His desperation to be a legitimate wizard caused him to aspire to be in his family’s house.  There’s nothing to indicate that Eileen taught Severus any magic, aside from Sirius’ comment.  It’s possible, but it’s equally possible that Sirius’ statement is retrospective justification for his own abominable behaviour.

Snape’s mismatched clothes in the muggle world were not a sign of parental neglect but were a sign of Eileen’s poverty and especially her total disreguard for muggle culture, because although she’d lived among them for years, she still dressed HERSELF and her son just like most pureblood wizards did when they tried to mingle with muggles. Read the chapter on World Cup in GOF to find plenty of examples of wizards dressed mismatched just like Snape and his mother.

There is nothing in the series about Eileen dresses, and her regard/disregard for Muggle culture.  She was happy enough to marry a Muggle and live with him for at least a dozen years.  The examples in GoF are not particularly comparable - they discuss mismatched clothes; not a child wearing his mother’s blouse, or his father’s old coat, or jeans that he has long grown out of.

More importantly, the whole point of GoF is that the witches and wizards are trying to fit in but fail because they don’t understand.  Barty Crouch Senior passes flawlessly.  Harry and Hermione could/would (in the future) pass flawlessly because they grew up in the Muggle world.  So, either Eileen has disregard for both worlds (disregard for Muggles by not wearing the right clothes and simultaneous disregard for the magical world by risking the statute of secrecy by having her son dress so oddly) - or it’s an example of their abject poverty and neglect.  Moreover, Eileen doesn’t attempt to transfigure the unsuitable clothing into something more appropriate.  Nor does she trade the clothes at a second hand shop, or manage to adapt the clothes via Muggle means - this failure is what points towards neglect.

Snape started his first year at Hogwarts with brand new robes and was able to mix in with the crowd. He got his mother’s textbooks which they’d been studying together before school even started. Which is why he was ahead of the pack what with all his knowledge of the dark arts. Not a sign of abuse and neglect.

There is nothing in canon that states Severus had brand new robes.

There is nothing in canon that states Severus was able to mix in with the crowd.

There is nothing in canon that states he got his mother’s textbooks.  It is an assumption based on the publication date of the Prince’s Advanced Potion-Making book, but in that very same book (HBP), Slughorn says:  “You can use ingredients from the store cupboard today, and I’m sure we can lend you some scales, and we’ve got a small stock of old books here, they’ll do until you can write to Flourish and Blotts…”  

What’s to say Severus didn’t obtain his second hand book from a different source, instead of his mother?  Or what’s to say he obtained it with her blessing - maybe he stole it?  You could even argue he decided her rejection of the magical world meant she wasn’t worthy enough of it, so he just took it from her belongings because he - as a wizard - had real need of it…

There is nothing in canon that states he studied magic with his mother.

There is only Sirius’ comment that makes such a claim about him being ahead of others, which I’ve already countered.

Eileen accompanied her son to platform 9 ¾ and put him on the train, well dressed and well prepared for school like all the other loving parents in the history of Hogwarts. Stop it with the Snape was unloved narrative.

Eileen accompanied her son, but the rest of this is unknown.  We know from Dumbledore meeting Tom that there’s a fund for those in need - for all we know, Hogwarts provided for Severus.

Eileen made sure that Severus was so well prepared for school, she failed to explain to her son that Slytherin wouldn’t welcome Muggleborns.

(Also, sorry, I started this in the same vein as your own post, with headcanons, and then turned into a ‘this isn’t canon’ rebuttal instead.  I’m still sick, what can I say.)

.x. am I the only person who hc’s Snape as a trans *guy*? Pls, if I could find some other people who also think this I would be so happy!

There’s definitely other people who headcanon Snape as a trans man! Here’s a link to one of @ensnapingthesenses posts that has links to some stuff you can check out!

http://ensnapingthesenses.tumblr.com/post/162396745213/i-dont-ever-get-to-hear-about-trans-man-snape