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if you were feeling a little grey today~ just take a look at these!!! OMGGGG~!!! it's one of the rare, precious days where I get to work at the florists!!! it's hard work, but I wouldn't trade them for anything!!! <3

Making sticker designs (3 more to go)! I’ll be posting all the finished ones in my patreon this weekend. ;3

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💜 the first snackrafices! 💙

the purple peeps are the first to go to goo! and, of course, sous chef Steevie is convinced he's contributing positively 💜

the lightness of the purple really doesn't show in my garbage photos~ but I spread out thin purple webs on a very cleaned and greased up counter. this is HOPEFULLY gonna make up the lower color on the base of the tulip petals! (i didn't have a human sous chef so i couldn't take photos while i was doing it cuz i had to been greased up AF)

i also used a VERY scientific method to create a flower template! (aka: cut over and over till it felt right lol)

blue bunnies are the next to goo! 💙

then i made some smaller blue webs and also covered some of the purple webs with another thin, solid layer of blue that was large enough to fit my flower template!

🐤 IT IS TIME!!! 💖 TIME FOR~ THE PEEPENING !!! 🐤

another year! another peepmas!!!! and here we are gathered today for the PEEPENING! where we sacrifice many a colorful peep, in the hot pot of eternal glory, that we may enjoy another GAY year of GAYNESS and find the strength within us all to EDURE THE HORRORS together!!! 💛💖💜💙🐤

this one's gonna be a slow roll i think, cuz i'm endeavouring to create a 3D tulip bouquet with variegated petal colors!!! so that'll require a lot of setting time between layers (plus it's WRESTLEMANIA weekend!) but i'll capture as much of the process as i can! 💗👍

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't get admit you were sexual assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

Snake and flowers

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(>  /// v ///<) this makes me laugh EVERY TIME!!!

I’m sad that vine is closing down because where else will you find videos like this

I love you, emotionally manipulative Coke Zero <3