He’s Soooo Lame

Genshin Men Being Jealous

Pairing: Kaeaya, Diluc, Childe, Dottore, Pantalone, Itto, Zhongli x Reader

Tags: fluff, hugs, possessiveness (Dottore, Itto and Zhongli), scratches, hickies, kissing, slightly suggestive content

A/N: I love all of them but Dottore and Itto are really doing things to my mind.

Kaeya isn't normally the jealous one. He's always the guy others are jealous of so to be on the other end of it is odd for him. He would try not to let it show too much though, can't let it crack his suave image after all. What he would do is put his hand on your lower back, casually rubbing soothing circles and looking at you with the most dreamy look, just a bit of mischief gleaming there before he fixes his icy gaze at whoever was chatting you up.

Diluc is a little insecure about his relationship in the beginning so he used to get jealous a lot. He would hate when he would let it show a lot, an embarrassed blush spreading across his face whenever he would take you by the hand and guide you somewhere hidden away from view to kiss you breathless and leave you panting. He'd hug you close and apologize for his behavior, not expecting you to kiss him back and telling him he has nothing to be sorry for, you like this more forward side of him, but in the future he's welcome to talk if there's something bothering him.

Childe never expected to get jealous over anything other than someone being stronger than him. But when he saw so many people openly flirting with you, right in front of him no less, his blood definitely boiled for a fight. Yet he decided against it, he could prove his worth of you in a slightly different way. He would come up behind you and lean in close, his lips tickling your ear, telling you how beautiful you look that night and it'd be a shame if someone were to ruin your outfit. The blush on your face would rival the color of his mask you you drag him away from the others, Childe not missing the opportunity to smirk triumphantly at the group that was talking to you.

Dottore isn't good with jealousy, he firmly believes you're his and his alone. When he's jealous you know someone's gonna get hurt. Not you of course, but the person or people he happens to be jealous of. You however will get a very... thorough reminder of who you belong to. He will make sure every inch of you is covered with the proof of his claim on you. Of course over the course of it he's gonna make you say that you're his, he wants to hear you say it over and over to make sure you unerstand.

Pantalone is a little more subtle with his jealousy. He'll stare at you for a while from across the room before approaching you slowly. He'd wrap his arms around your shoulders and kiss the top your head, your ears and your neck. He doesn't make of those spicy, merely teasing you and making sure to keep you close for the rest of the night. He doesn't glare at anyone, nor does he threaten anyone. Just keeps his arms around you at all times, giving you kisses here and there. But what you don't know is that he also makes sure to make eye contact with who ever was flirting with you every time he kisses you.

Itto gets very pouty when he sees someone touching in a flirty way or making flirty remarks at you. He'd somewhat angerly stomp his way over to you and pull you in close, almost growling at the person who was flirting with you. You blush very hard whenever you hear him growl and you hide your face in his muscular chest as you ask him to take you home. While you walk you always loop your arm with his and he can't help but smirk at you. As soon as you sit on the bed he'd pull you into his lap and kiss you, lightly nibbling onto your bottom lip as he murmurs his love and appreciation for you.

Zhongli tries to maintain his stoic expression a lot and most of the time he's successful at doing so. There are times when he slips though, rare times but they can happen. During such times he will sort of hover around you, casting you not so subtle glances and touching your lower back as he passes by. When you're alone he'd press you against the door and lower his head onto your shoulder, his breath causing goosebumps to appear all over your skin. The gasp you let out when his fangs and claws come into play and he leaves you panting and scratched up is exhilarating to him, not that he will admit it most of the time but he is quite territorial, especially with you, his greatest treasure.

genshin men x love at first sight

characters included: ayato, zhongli, childe, itto, xiao. <3

ayato: man? he is so mesmerised!! how the hell can someone as stunning as you even real? he always is looking out for the finer things in life, he is spoiled enough so he thinks he deserves it <3 he is the head of the clan am i right? :V so when he crosses paths with you on one of his journeys outside inazuma, he is stunned. stopping between his path and walking towards you, “excuse me, i don’t mean to be creepy, or won’t even be the slightest of daring and audacious… but what is your name?” the sincerity in his voice is so genuine that it feels natural. “y/n” you mumble. ayato swears his heart can’t take it, the way your voice echoed over and over in his head, damn!

zhongli: he first saw you when he was out as wangshang funeral parlor’s consultant. somebody had died in your household, what a grim vibe and atmosphere. he almost feels guilty for not being able to take his eyes off you. how you look devastated only makes him imagine over and over how gorgeous would your smile look. would you get dimples? do you smile with your eyes? he can’t keep that sight out of his mind. zhongli had a reputation throughout liyue, for the first time he was thankful for it, the opportunity to have a one-on-one with you. it could be something meagre, like his condolences of course! “greetings, i am here to offer my sincerest condolences for your loss, it must be truly painful,” he softly spoke, kissing your knuckles like a gentleman. “i know how it feels to lose your kin, your dear ones…” he continued, and somehow you could find the tranquility in his voice that you just needed<3

childe: you were at the northland bank for some transactions, and childe swears he hasn’t ever seen you before. how dare you miss his eyes? he looked at you and for a moment, malfunctioned 💀✨ you could swear he was speechless, absolutely stunned. “h-hey girlie,” he blushed, grinning at you with a chaotic, tooth rotting sweetness of a smile. “hello, childe,” you spoke. he was famous in liyue, for good and bad reasons. it was normal for you to know him hence, but boy! oh boy?!!?! childe never expected that :3 “you know my name?” he raised a brow, widening eyes and clearing throat to gain composure, “uh…” he smirked, turning on his charm switch and leaned closer, “it’s only fair i know yours,” the rest is history 🥰 ok? ok.

itto: he saw you when he was running from the kanjou commission, (his story quest get the gist pls) -,- he wanted to find beetles to fight with, but he laid his eyes on you. you were there, picking lavender melons. for the first time he felt an emotion that was… weird! his heart started racing, cheeks dusted red, “oh my god oh my god oh my god-” he looked at you like an excited kid, “GOD DAMN!” he groaned, watching you intently, completely forgetting about the onikabuto battle ok? and that’s saying something 😤 “tell ya what these bigger ones are actually the worse, they taste like shiiit~” he interrupted you, grinning and giddy. let’s just say you got a great friend that day, and an even greater boyfie xoxo

xiao: the yaksha basically rescued you from a group of samachurls. “worthless,” you hear him utter with absolute rage, absolute ruthlessness and the unflinching determination to slay. you noticed it took him mere seconds to finish them off. then he finally saw you, normally he doesn’t even remember the face of every civilian or a non-adventurer traveller that he saves. but to you? he comes closer and asks, “are you hurt?” you had a few scratches, nothing too serious. but boy were you traumatized. you shivered, shaking head no and quivering lips. it was then the alatus spoke, “i will protect you, always. don’t fear these monsters, just say my name and i’ll be there. my name is xiao,”

Heyyy!! I absolutely love ur game and have been fixated on it for so long 😭 I cant wait for the full release!!

Anyways how would the LI’s react if u kissed them in the middle of their sentence! Thank you in advance!

If this was your first kiss with them...

Alexei - Frozen in fear surprise. Can't even string together a sentence after

Brooklyn - Tries to keep it together, but he's flustered. "Well, then...I...that was... Yes."

Leo - Malfunctions for a moment, and then goes in for a second kiss

Milo - "...What was that for?"

Rory - The reddest you've seen him. Acts all offended you kissed him, but it's only because he's flustered

Tobias - Momentarily surprised, but he's going to keep the kiss going

Thank youuuuu, glad you like it! 💗

Oh my, he just published another NSFW soft!Ghost x fem!listener audio, but this time there’s some pretty interesting interrogation methods 😳 … the kind of methods that would get me talking right away!

The Perfect Shade... ☀️

'cause you know he's a tree and- //gets slapped-

HII CAN I ASK FOR A JESTER X FEM READER SMUT OR FLUFF ( if you write smut) OR BOTH IN ONE ID DIE FOR THAT MAN OMGG

(will this spicy content do?)

"Master~" Jester's voice sang out, echoing throughout the halls of the abandoned castle you both lived in.

'Oh no.' you thought to yourself, slightly annoyed. Just when you thought he would leave you alone to read your book in peace. Two hands snaked their way around your waist, causing you to jump slightly at the unexpected contact. Your eyes widened when you felt two soft lips pressed against your neck.

Jester.

One flick of his wrist and your book was discarded, he tightened their hold on you as they began planting kisses along your collarbone. His breath hitched every once in a while. You felt your face flush, body stiffen.

"Jester?" You mumbled. A small "Hm?" Could be heard from the demon as the kissing ceased. "What...are you doing?"

He gently placed a hand on your chin and made you look into his red eyes. He looked down into your eyes, his own filled with lust and arousal. "I'm just trying to prove my dominance over you," He said, before he kissed your forehead, then finally your lips.

You sighed heavily, this is what you expected...what you wanted...what Jester had planned all along...

And you were willing to let him have his way.

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IN YOUR ARMS

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Asking them to lift you with one hand so you can sit on their forearm <3

gn!reader + diluc, itto, kazuha, established relationships

warnings: fluff, reader is smaller than them

:readmore:

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Diluc

- He is surprised at your request but you look so exited, its impossible for him to say no

- No struggle for him at all, he bends down, asks you to hold on to his neck and with one motion you are lifted up and pressed close to the red head

- What he didn't anticipate was the amount of praise spilling in his direction, crowned with a kiss on his cheek

- A glare at your direction, trying to hide his fluster while you giggle at him, he realizes you are at a perfect distance to kiss

- You may stay on his arm for a while

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Itto

- The guy is so excited! And of course doesn't niss the opportunitiy to boast about his strenght

- You should have clarified what you meant tho, because now you are dangling from under his arm like a sack of potatoes

- He sees your pout, puts you down and asks what did he do wrong. He is so worried inside that he screwed up

- When you explain you wanted to sit on his arm, not hang from it, he scoops you right up, no warnings, you barely have time to loop your legs around his torso

- As you come to your sences from the sudden movement (and the embarassing yelp you let out) , Itto's other hand is proudly on his hips, having the biggest grin, demanding a reward

- You guess he deserves a kiss

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Kazuha

- You were half joking, but you're a fool if you think Kazuha would pass up an opportunity to be close to you

- But not before the right amount of teasing. Just gently nuging you and asking what novel did you find this idea in

- The task prooves harder than it seems, not because of his lack of strenght, but for the fact that he can't get enough of your flustered face while he stands close and slowly loops his arm around you

- He takes your hand himself to put around his neck, giving it a kiss when it rests on his shoulder

- You are about to bail on this when he gently hoists you up and you grab onto his clothes

- If you didn't look like a tomato yet, you surely do now, him gazing up at you like you are the sun

- Even before he could say anything to tease you further, you decide to shut him up with a kiss. Let's not mention that this was your plan all along

✮ sylus x wife!reader

cw: fluff, suggestive. arranged marriage au. hints of slow burn. you like playing hard to get and he loves calling you his wife. 1.4k wc.

꒰ note ᰔ I had to deposit my messy thoughts somewhere and this headcanon post was the result. ꒱

⭒ Arranged marriage with Sylus where he prefers to call it a “strategic partnership” as a means of appearances to flaunt that he has it all—an empire, riches, strength, influence and now a darling wife who waits for him at home. You’re not so much as a random choice, Sylus had been watching you from afar for a while and in exchange for his protection in the N109 zone he strikes a deal with you to play a simple role. You have every reason to be wary of him and know to keep your wits about yourself, but even you acknowledge that your chances are better with him. Though, if you asked him how he was so certain you’d agree to his proposal he’d admit that he wasn’t but he knew you’d consider it if he had an advantage over you.

⭒ He sets his terms and conditions—you reside in his humble abode, wedding ring always worn on your finger, and attend events with him as a pretty accessory on his arm to contribute to his image. But he’ll never admit that he actually enjoys your company at business functions that often feel dull to him. You are more than welcome to spend your days as you please so long you don’t cause him trouble, and that also means you have his black card privileges to spoil yourself rotten. Of course, he accommodates most requests you may have like sleeping in separate rooms if that’s what you wish (and redecorating because his furnishing decisions are quite bleak).

⭒ Luke and Kieran can sense that their boss feels something for you despite his nonchalance toward this little arrangement. It starts off small, it always does—Sylus takes note of your morning and night routine, your picky eating habits and has the chef make adjustments to your preference, how he sees you out in the gardens and come back with spring tulips to brighten the space and the next week he already replaced the slowly withering flowers with fresh ones. The twins whisper among themselves that he’s often less annoyed and irritated when you’re around, and their boss wouldn’t go through the trouble of being considerate unless he cares for you. It’s almost exciting for them both to witness a budding romance unfold before their very eyes and they do offer a helping hand here and there to keep things interesting.

⭒ Sylus thinks it’s adorable how you keep trying to resist him and that’s precisely the reason he loves seeking you out just to watch your resolve crumble under his touch. He finds you in the kitchen preparing a snack and cages you from behind with his hands planted on either side of you against the counter. “Hey kitten, I thought I’d find you in here.” You feel his hot breath down your neck as he pushes your hair aside just enough to lay a soft kiss on your shoulder. He chuckles when you comment that he’s being awfully touchy with you, and he purposely moves closer so that his chest is pressing against your back. “Perhaps I just can’t keep my hands to myself where you’re involved. Besides, you’re my wife now. I think I have the right to touch you whenever I like.”

⭒ You remind him that you’re his wife in title only, but that doesn’t discourage his flirtation and teasing as he allows you to nudge past him. He follows you into the common area and takes a seat on the couch, spreading his legs wide and taking up a lot of space. His gaze is settled on you as he pats his thigh and his lips curl into a smirk. “Come here, wife.” You naturally scoff meanwhile you place the plate of seasonal fruits on the side table and situate yourself closest to the armrest, taking a bite into a juicy red strawberry as you ignore his piercing stare.

⭒ For someone who always gets what he wants, Sylus isn’t used to being defied like this. And had it been anyone else his patience would wear dangerously thin, but he supposes that you’re a special exception because he seems to enjoy the chase and claiming its reward. With one small gesture, he drags you across the couch by a gravitational pull and you squeal when the swirling red easily turn and maneuver you so you’re forced to straddle him and your hands prop on his shoulders for support. “There, much better. Comfy? This is the best seat in the house.” His gaze locks with yours, and he thinks you huffing and frowning at him is simply cute. He firmly grabs your wrist with the bitten strawberry in your hand and lifts it to his mouth for a sweet taste.

⭒ “No fair… using your Evol against me like this.” You grumble under your breath as you gently trail your thumb from his chin to the corner of his mouth where the strawberry juices began to spill. Then an impulsive thought takes over and you pinch his cheek between your fingers, creating a sticky mess on his face. “I hope you’re enjoying yourself. That’s for treating me like a sack of potatoes.” He chuckles once more, his hand falling on your hip and he gives you a light squeeze. “Oh, I do have every intention of fully enjoying my wife tonight.” And by that, he means taking you out for a joyride on his motorbike and feeling your arms wrapped around him tightly as the engine roars through the streets under the night sky and sinking moon. Sylus would never engage in any intimate acts you weren’t ready for, but he loves seeing you fluster at his suggestive remarks.

⭒ As the weeks cross over into months, you never imagined that you’d be spending so much time with Sylus outside of your agreed terms. He’s everywhere in every waking moment of your life even when he’s not there physically. You’re learning new things about him each day and you (begrudgingly) like being around him—even when he can sometimes be a playful bully toward you. When he’s gone for long stretches of time to deal with negotiations and other important matters in the N109 zone, you can feel your heart yearning for him but you’d never say that you miss him out loud when you think he's still toying with you. But with the way he cares for you like you’re both in a real and genuine relationship, it’s hard to know his true intentions and keep your feelings buried deep inside your chest for long.

⭒ You accidentally confirm that Sylus does harbor romantic feelings for you when you carelessly bring up your replacement in a lighthearted joke. You’ve never seen his face falter so quickly at your words as he averts his gaze for a moment to collect himself—a hint of vulnerability in his crimson hues. “I wouldn’t have found a new wife.” He shakes his head and tells you, his voice a little rougher than before. You don’t know what to say, but you manage a soft “No?” that reaches his ears. “No. I wouldn’t have been able to replace you, kitten. You’re it for me. The only one. No one could fill the void you’d leave behind.”

⭒ You and Sylus have kissed before, but this is the first time you’re initiating it. As you brush your lips against his, there’s a softness you never noticed. His hand slips around the small of your back and he pulls you close against him, returning your kiss with the same tenderness as though savoring the taste of you. You lean back after a moment, your palm meeting his cheek in a sweet embrace. “You know, I'm still getting used to the idea that I’ve fallen for you.” You can see him returning back to normal when he offers you a cocky smirk. “And yet here you are. In my arms, with your lips on mine. I think you’re not being entirely honest, my beautiful wife.” Sylus has waited a long time to hear those words from you but you don’t need to know that right now.