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What is this, a crossover episode?
does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about
the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
Visit Norway!
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
happy Thursday the 20th
here's my fav ides of march meme for tumblr to see
caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
You can only reblog this today.
You can only reblog this today.
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
Because im bored and why not
everyone else has done the note thing so like idk ill do it too
5 notes: ill drink more water
10 notes: ill FULLY clean my room(not just shove shit in a closet)
20 notes: try and be nicer to myself mentally
30 notes: be honest with friends abt how I'm feeling
40 notes: Do more school work, like actually put effort in
50 notes: actually try drawing something for funs
75 notes: do actual acne care to fix my broken ass face
100 notes: organize my hell of a backpack
200 notes: spend time making my fursona and post it on here
300: ill attampt to draw things for people(ill do 5 free things, tho my art isn't great)
400: ill add tags to my posts finally
500: figure out what in the absolute hell to do with my relationship
750: figure out my therian identity stuff cause still ocnfused
1000: actually ask for help when im depressed and shit
2000: try out a new identity that I want to try gender wise cause that's always confusing
5000: tell my dad i want to grow out my hair
10000: do everthing in my power to take care of myself and my body, something I've never done(aka love myself)
10 note limit, tags allowed, idec how much this gets, but hey, it'll motivate me to do shit w my life
EDIT: only been 2 hours or so ;-; just finished a whole thing of propel(enhanced water) planning on getting some more late, so far been kinder to myself
EDIT 2: YALL CHILL IM GOING ON A CRUISE CHILLLLLL AHHHHHH
EDIT 3: yall what- how-- why do these blow up I don't even care if it gets noted, but now I have to do all this stupid shit, like don't do this to me please, bhfdnkjmd yall meanies
You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
but its important
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Happiness Will Come To You.
Hostile
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”
the plans: