Nudging My Partner With My Muzzle For Attention. Pet Me. Pet Me. Hello. Pet Me. Pet Me Please. Pet Me.

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

i told my fwend i’m an age regwessor….. they don care !!! they still lov meeee !!!!! :D

Service dog urges be like: picking up your family or friends’ things that they’ve left in weird places and bringing it back to them like

“Here, you dropped/forgot this, must return it to you :3”

minecraft pet regression :D

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arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?

rebark if you agree.

play games with me? play games with me? games? play games? with me? play games with me?

damn girl you really make me wanna sit at the door with my tail between my legs and whine for you to come back (dog rizz)

the little pup urge to curl up in someone's lap (is much too big but will definitely try)

People hating on age regressors are funny like sorry you hate my childlike wonder I'm gonna keep shaking this toy because it makes a funny noise and take a sippy from my super cool mega awesome dino cup