I am big scary wolf
i'm gonna tear off your arms and eat your organs and-
oh
hold on
yes
pet me
petpetpetpet
auhgjejekjd hehehe
Do other therians have those times where ur just like. Today is feeling DOG
Self indulgent childhood nostalgia moodboard 🎉
*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal
the most dangerous combo for age regressors?
being sleepy and far too comfortable…
play games with me? play games with me? games? play games? with me? play games with me?
Why can’t I jus be a lil wolf pup…being big adult human too much m wan be small n fluffy n not hafta use words m jus yip n growls…m tiny puppy da world too big fow lil me!!!
i wanna be talked to like most people talk to dogs and be puppy.
“oh my gosh, hi! hi doggy! what’s your name? it’s nice to meet you!”
“oh, you wanna go outside? yeah? yeah? (bends down, patting legs) let’s go outside, come on!”
“ay, stop digging in the garden, you’ll mess up the carrots! silly boy, get outta there!”
“who’s a good boy? you? are you a good boy? yeah, you are!”
“my pretty, pretty pup! what a cute puppy you are, my cute puppy! (head pats)”
“gimme that pen over there, please. wow, what a smart pup, thank you very much!”
I think it’s funny how sometimes I get so irritated that my mind decides I have to be 8 years old to calm down