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Omg I love your writing so much!! Thanks for all the Yelena content😔‼️ Can i request hc of goth Yelena (who maybe wears Demonias😳) with a fem reader who’s really soft and basically the exact opposite? Thank you!!🥰
✨Of course! Of course! Thank you so much for requesting this! This is sadly pretty short as I’ve used a lot of my creativity on the Valentine’s Day special I’m writing!✨
♥️Goth! Yelena with a Soft! S/O♥️
✨Warnings: None!✨
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•Let’s get one thing straight, Yelena never saw herself getting with someone so soft! But, you were absolutely adorable and her little goth heart couldn’t help but flutter once she laid eyes on you!
• She ended up asking you out in her last year of highscool; she was a year older than you and you found her extremely intimidating. I mean come on! This 6’7, short haired, demonia wearing girl had asked YOU— someone who was extremely small and usually found comfort in wearing soft pastel sweaters and cute little butterfly clips in their hair, out!
•Of course you said yes. I mean; Yelena was smoking hot, intimidating or not! And, you wanted to give this beauty a chance!
•Let me just say; you regrets absolutely nothing! Yelena was so soft with you! She treated you like an absolute goddess!
•Of course over the years of dating, both of you had gotten so many weird looks and exchanges at the fact that someone so soft was dating someone so gothic!
•For your one year anniversary, Yelena bought you these really cute pastel converse shoes that had little butterflies designed on them! You ended up getting her these really HUGE platform boots for her! They had spikes on them and everything. She wore them every single day!
•Yelena’s all-time favorite outfit she’s seen you in by far was this really adorable pinky bunny jacket, which you wore over a white tank top and a light pink skirt! She found you absolutely adorable and called you her litte; “Bunny” for the next month!
•She loves seeing you show her all of your new accessories and clips you had gotten at any of the stores at the malls.
•In turn, she will always show you her cool bracelets and chokers she would get.
•Overall, Yelena LOVES you. She loves your style, she loves how soft you are! Opposites atttact, they really do!
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
Dad Levi / “Dadvi” Headcanons (1/?)
The best partner to have for those random midnight crying fits - uncontested. He is, more than likely, already awake anyways and is always the first to hear them stir.
When rolling out of bed, sometimes whispers “little brat” under his breath - but with a pitiful tone, not one of annoyance. It’s the closest he gets to “poor thing”.
A secret goal of his: he hopes to take care of them before/without you waking up.
Has a naturally keen ear for what they need. Based on their cries and wails, he can tell if they’re hungry, need a change, whatever.
Really, he never gets angry with their crying. The upset he feels is just sorrow for them. It’s that fatherly instinct.
In an odd way, it often gives him a pained smile. This cute little thing is just a little hungry, just a little fussy, and has no idea how bad things can be - he’s determined to make sure they don’t find out.
// // //
Always knows just how to coo them. Innately understands when they need cuddles, swaddles, bounces, a nap.
“Hey. They need a nap. I’m going to put them down, alright?”
A cool, low, calm voice is perfect for lullabies. However, more often than not, he falls asleep with them. With the baby’s consistent need for sleep and his spontaneous schedule, they regularly take naps together even just on accident.
Reclining on the sofa, he keeps the baby laid across his front: heartbeats meeting, pillow cheek against his hardened clavicle, their chubby arms looped around his neck.
// // //
The first time your little one tried store-bought baby food was the last time. At their scrunched face, “What’s the matter? Don’t like it?”
Levi himself tried a bite and matched their expression, “The hell? No wonder you hate that shit.”
So instead, in the solid food stage, he chops up the fruits in perfectly symmetric little chunks. Puts on an apron to do it (making your heart go boink).
Feeding the spoonfuls of food is one of his favorite parts of parenting. You thought he would hate the messy process, but he feels a sense of satisfaction when scooping the mishaps from their cheeks and into their mouth. Also, he cracks up at their facial reactions.
“Not a fan of kiwi.”
“Tasty apple, huh?”
Meanwhile, you stand in the hallway biting your sleeve, holding back those smiles and giggles. He is completely unwound when he thinks its just them two, and you wouldn’t want to miss that for the world.
Croctopups
i am once again begging ao3 writers to understand that character/character indicates a romantic or sexual relationship and character & character indicates pretty much any other kind of relationship
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
I went on this app for the first time in months just to watch this man’s content. Please for the love of God go follow him.
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
“Cloud Study”, John Constable, 1822
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why are french people rude?
Ah well, the safest explanation when an entire country’s people are stereotyped as rude is that they have their own culture with different criteria for politeness than the ones you are used to. It’s probably easier for Americans to forget this than for the rest of the world, because they consume less foreign media than the rest of us (from literature in translation to foreign films) and are less exposed to aspects of foreign cultures that could inform them about different norms of politeness (online interactions happen in their own language and follow their own (anglo) social codes.) With this insular worldview it’s easy to take it for granted that American good manners are universal. They are not!
A very common gripe against American tourists in Paris is that they talk so loudly in public spaces, which is definitely rude here but I assume that in the US, people just have a different threshold for what constitutes ‘loud’ (I wonder if it is due to being used to having more space than Europeans). I also remember a discussion I had with one of my translation professors about the American concept of ‘active listening’ and how negatively it is perceived in France. It may be that in the US it is polite to make ‘listening noises’ at regular intervals while someone is speaking to you, ‘uh huh’, ‘right’, ‘yeah’, ‘really?’, and that you would perceive someone who just stands there silently as disinterested or thinking about something else. In France it is more polite to shut up and listen (with the occasional nod or ‘mmh’) and it’s rather seen as annoying and rude to make a bunch of useless noise while someone is speaking.
There are of course countless examples like that. The infamous rude waiters in Parisian cafés probably seem a lot more rude and cold to people who have a different food culture… People from other cultures might consider a waiter terrible at his job if he doesn’t frequently check on them to make sure they don’t wait for anything, but the idea that a meal is a pleasant experience rather than just a way to feed yourself (esp when eating out) means we like having time to chat and just enjoy our table for a while, so we don’t mind as much waiting to order or for the next course. French people would typically hate if an overzealous waiter took the initiative to bring the note once we’re done with our meal so we don’t have to wait for it, as it would be interpreted as “you’re done, now get out of my restaurant.”
The level of formality required to be seen as polite is quite high in France, which might contribute to French people being seen as rude by people with a more casual culture. To continue with waiters, even in casual cafés they will address clients with the formal you and conversely, and won’t pretend to be your friend (the fact that we don’t have the American tip culture also means they don’t feel the need to ingratiate themselves to you.) I remember being alarmed when a waitress in New York introduced herself and asked how I was doing. “She’s giving me her first name? What… am I supposed to with it? Use it?” It gave me some insight on why Americans might consider French waiters rude or sullen! It might also be more accepted outside of France to customise your dish—my brother worked as a waiter and often had to say “That won’t be possible” about alterations to a dish that he knew wouldn’t fly with the chef, to foreign tourists who were stunned and angry to hear that, and probably brought home a negative opinion of French waiters. In France where the sentiment in most restaurants is more “respect the chef’s skill” than “the customer is king”, people are more likely to be apologetic if they ask for alterations (beyond basic stuff) as you can quickly be seen as rude, even by the people you are eating with.
And I remember reading on a website for learning English that the polite answer to “How are you?” is “I’m fine, thank you!” because it’s rude to burden someone you aren’t close to with your problems. In my corner of the French countryside the polite thing to do is to complain about some minor trouble, because saying everything is going great is perceived negatively, as boasting, and also as a standoffish reply that kind of shuts down the conversation, while grumbling about some problem everyone can relate to will keep it going. (French people love grumbling as a positive bonding activity!)
Basically, before you settle on the conclusion that people from a different place are collectively rude, consider that if you travel there and scrupulously follow your own culture’s social code of good manners, you might be completely unaware that you are being perceived as obnoxious, rude or unfriendly yourself simply because your behaviour clashes with what is expected by locals.
reader chan?
some of u dont know reader chan…i cant believe this…..
reader chan?
some of u dont know reader chan…i cant believe this…..
if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
Dearest Daddy
Dearest Daddy series, consisting of the haikyuu characters in the fatherhood universe! Thank you for 1K!
Story Format: Depends on my process of writing. So far, what I have written is Homesick and the others are under wip. I have written a few chapters for some of the mentioned fics below, but I could still change my mind and change it to a smau or like a short or multi-chapter fic.
I would like to personally thank the following people for helping me polish this out! It took some time figuring out who should go where, so thank you! The advice and suggestions from you guys are absolutely appreciated. I love you guys soooo much!
@keiyoomi @luvelyxp @hqstuffsforme @newfriendjen @tsukeijii @doggonudez
ALSO!! If I go insane because of this (&&most probably because of the amount of anime I am currently watching) it’s because of @paripedia convincing me to do this lmao JK. But see you guys at my funeral due to my sleep deprivation lmao.
Homesick
Summary: Six years ago, L/N Y/N wouldn’t exactly say that she loves her life. It had always been problematic but her best friend, Miya Atsumu, since she was eight when she moved to Hyōgo, has always been there for her, and she wouldn’t change it for the world. However, things would always fall apart for her ever since, so she should have expected of such. Running away from her problems seemed like the easiest route to take at the time, so what happens when the past comes barging back into her life demanding answers? Will she be able to confront her demons?
Tags: dad!Atsumu x mom!Reader, Atsumu doesn’t know, six years timeskip, twins, angst, fluff if you close your eyes (lmao)
“Those kids probably aren’t even mine.”
“You were the only man I’ve ever been with. The only man that I’ve ever wanted. The only man I’ve ever loved. It’s always been you.”
status: ongoing | series masterlist | taglist: open
Stubborn
Summary: Ushijima Wakatoshi and L/N Y/N have been secretly seeking out pleasure from each other for at least a year and a half. However, Y/N finds herself growing tired of the arrangement after being constantly hurt by the man she had grown feelings for. However, despite ending things with each other, she finds herself in a pickle when two pink lines screamed right back at her.
Tags: dad!Ushijima x mom!Reader, pregnancy trials, timeskip! fluffy, angsty.
“Why do you even care?”
“Are you crazy? I’ve always cared. Baby or no baby. Have my actions towards you not been enough for you to understand that it isn’t just you who have feelings for the other? Do I really need to spell things out for you?”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Playing House
Summary: A tragic accident brings two enemies together under one roof as sole guardians of their late best frien’s baby daughter. Will they survive together and find happiness through the bundle of joy in their lives? Or will their hatred for each other win over for the worst?
Tags: godfather!sakusa x godmother!reader, enemies to lovers??, angsty, fluffy.
“Why does it matter if I’m going out with someone?”
“Can’t you stop for a second and think what’s best for our child!”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Scheming Monsters
Summary: Two little friends have always desired one thing. To end up as siblings. So when the chance presented itself after a finalized divorce, who were they to decline such an opportunity to finally bring their parents together?
Tags: singledad!bokuto x singlemom!reader, divorced, friends to lovers?? all fluff, maybe a little angst if you use a magnifying glass.
“Shouldn’t we just tell them we’re dating?”
“No, it’s funny to watch them think they’re so slick.”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Brilliant Opportunities
Summary: Divorced, single father Oikawa finds himself in a pickle when his ex wife comes barging back in his life demanding full custody over their son for her greedy needs, he seeks assistance from the woman he wished he had married in the first place.
Tags: divorced!oikawa, singledad!oikawa, best friends to lovers to ex lovers, reunion, fluffy, angsty.
“What do you say? Would you marry me?”
“Sure, I think I can squeeze you in this weekend. How does Saturday sound?”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Bonding Bliss
Summary: Single parents Kita and L/N find spending more time with each other through their daughters’ bonding play dates, not realizing their growing feelings for each other. But as sweet as it is, it’s not always cupcakes and rainbows when people from the past return.
Tags: singledad!kita x singlemom!reader, fluffy fluffy cotton, angst :c
“I can’t believe she had the audacity to come barging back into her life and think makeup would be perfect as a gift for a six years old!”
“Yeah, oh and I told her we were dating if that’s okay.”
“Oh that’s fin—what?”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Meddling
Summary: A tale of how Matsukawa’s little boy, his pride and joy, helps him find the love he truly deserves.
Tags: single!dadxMatsukawa, fluffy. Just fluff. That’s it.
“Uh, what are you doing here?”
“What do you mean? You texted me to come over.”
Oh.
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Escape Plan
Summary: Growing up in a traditional family always had its ups and downs. Arranged marriages was the very one of them that you dreaded ever since your contract had been presented to you at the age of eighteen. L/N F/N seeks help from an old flame as her 24th birthday fast approaches, wanting nothing more than to escape the wedding of the century the country had claimed.
Tags: traditional, rich family au! angst, crack fic, fluffy soft boy tendou here and there.
“I mean, yeah sure. I’ve always wanted to be a dad.”
“That’s great! How about putting a bun in my oven?”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Replica
Summary: To get back at her cheating boyfriend, L/N F/N finds herself a man during a party in her college years. Never had she expected that she would have fallen pregnant over it. Things only get complicated a few years later when the man she despises comes barging back in her life demanding why her son looked exactly like him.
Tags: college party, enemies to parents?? crack fic, lil bit of angst if you squint, fluffy.
“Care to explain why that little toddler in your arms looks exactly like me when I was younger?”
“What crack are you on and where can I get some?”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
Wishing Upon A Star
Summary: Calling him daddy was something your daughter had wished upon a falling star one night ever since you had introduced him as your boyfriend. The three of you finally find the right pace on becoming a happy family that your daughter dreamed of, but what happens when the man that had wanted nothing to do with you and your daughter returns?
Tags: singlemom!reader, angst, angst, ANGST. Only a little bit of fluff.
“Did you catch what she called me? She really said it!”
“Yeah, I did. She’s been wanting to call you daddy for the longest time.”
status: wip | series masterlist | taglist: open
A/N: Which fic are you looking forward to? Let me know! I might consider writing that first once Homesick is over! I can’t wait to start this with you guys! Kisses! Thank you again with the lovely support from every single one of you!
LITTLE KIDS/BABIES STARING AT THEM IN A RESTAURANT:
stares at them back:
USHIJIMA: the kid looks away first LMFAO they’re both confused as hell
KAGEYAMA: wonders if there’s something on his face, wipes it down and is frustrated when he sees that the baby is still staring.
SUNA: thinks it’s trying to communicate with him. narrows his eyes to telepathically send a message. gives up, turns to the twins and tells them to try. “you have the same brain size as it, give it a go.”
SAKUSA: is disgusted. “why is it so messy?”…..omi, it is 8 months old.
KUNIMI: also disgusted. doesn’t vibe w/ kids. says that they’re just not on his “wavelength”
MATTSUN + MAKKI: make it a staring contest and place bets w/ each other over who did better
OSAMU: for 8 seconds, he catches himself trying to communicate with it like suna suggested……….can we uhhh get a table for 3! we got dumb, dumb, and dumber over here!
(idk what to say. i really don’t. God be with you if you have kids w one of them.)
smile/ give it a gentle wave:
ARAN: need i say more? he just has manners and knows how to act given the setting and circumstances. kids feel warm and safe around him.
SACHIRO: they ALWAYS smile and wave back. ALWAYS. how could you not! has had a few 6 year olds tell him he looks like a disney prince.
IWAIZUMI: just like aran! everyone loves iwa-chan! if a kid is staring + he passes by their table, he’ll ruffle their hair and say hello. hubby material.
KUROO: tries really hard to get kids to like him and it just…backfires. gets offended when the kids don’t smile/wave back and mopes about it. he’s hurt! move your bang, tetsu and try again.
KOMORI: high five central station! very gentle and might ask to hold a baby. he can’t help it, chubby cheeks are his weakness!
KITA: everyone is in love with him okay. they just are. parents and babies alike! will def turn to you and tell you straight up he wants five. like now. “can we go home please” asdfkj you better work, mrs.kita!
AKAASHI: kids just naturally really really like him. he doesn’t really do much, and yet they just always want to hold his hand. me too. will waddle over to his table and say hello. kuroo is fuming.
(marry them.)
give a funny face/make them laugh:
HINATA: makes a few funny faces and when the kid starts laughing, he can’t help but laugh too! it’s just laughter in ur corner and it’s getting contagious! everyone is smiling and in such a good mood.
BOKUTO: this is his time to shine!!!! kids think he’s the funniest thing in the world and he’s not even intentionally trying to be funny sometimes! will stub his toe and if a kid starts laughing, he forgets about the pain and laughs too. will 100% ask to hold your baby. please let him hold a baby.
TENDO: yes i think he’d be phenomenal w kids. if a child is crying, he’ll look at it and try to hold a genuine conversation w it. “yeah, im not a fan of the sides here either, bud. i get it.” sdfghfd!! kids are appreciative of communication! they love talking and will def calm down and respond.
FUKUNAGA: he’s giving them actual jokes. like…stuff he says at his stand up gigs. parents are cracking up, kids have no idea what’s going on but give him a smile cause happy parents = happy baby. will look at the kids and say “tough crowd” asdfgfds
(truly the best group. your kid is in a good mood and giggling and you don’t have to worry about any tears or fussing <3 you should thank them at the end of the night. seriously. thank them.)
scare the shit out of them/make them cry:
HOSHIUMI: king of “are you staring at me because im short” and your child is NOT immune to that! will 100% go on a spiel about how height isn’t everything. everyone just wants to go home.
OIKAWA: will try figuring out what it could possibly want before he’s like “OH! do you want an autograph?” and the child is like “who the hell-” and cries. “shittykawa, move.” (iwa-chan saves the day <3 )
ATSUMU: listen, he’s trying. i think he’d be fond of kids but unfortunately he keeps making babies cry and he doesn’t know why. doesn’t like when they cry though, it irritates him. suna tells him he should raise his fist, maybe it’ll shut up 💀 actually does it and the kid cries harder.
GAO: he wishes he was in the funny category, he really does. wants to make them laugh but…he’s just so big that they’re intimidated and terrified. gao, sit ur ass down. it’s not gonna happen.
YAKU: thinks the energy coming from the child is terrible and decides to try sending that same energy back. “it’s only fair.” demon-senpai…..it’s a BABY.
(don’t have kids with them until they can learn how to behave themselves.)