Pissgoblin973 - Andy Pandy

eep.

eepy little lad, is me eepy boi, is i eepiest of eep, i am lord eep, his eepiness i long to sleep but instead i am cursed to exist with permanent eep

judas iscariot reference, perhaps..?

perhaps, jayce is judas..? hm~?

judas did the wrong thing but if christ was never crucified salvation would not have come to the world through his sacrifice on the cross.

it was a prophesied, predestined and predetermined necessary evil in order to ensure the salvation of mankind … through the betrayal of two “brothers”.

all i’m saying is, at least judas gave jesus a kiss before he ripped his heart out and killed himself over it because the guilt of betraying him was too much to bear.

jayce could’ve taken some notes, smh.

kiss and then betray your ex, ugh.

please reblog if you can, more people need to hear about this. we cannot keep this quiet.

from the river to the sea palestine will be free! 🇵🇸

Euro-Med Human Rights Monitor

In a week, Israeli army executes 13 children in and near Al-Shifa Hospital

Israeli army has executed 13 children by direct shooting in Al-Shifa Medical Complex and its Gaza City environs.

Tw: the article starts with a picture of 2 dead children

We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

creature skuttles in.... hello....

hullo wee creature :3

pat, pat

chugga chugga choo choo…

yep.

that’s it.

um. ok bye.

fellow mr. beast haters and skeptics...they all doubted us but we knew.

a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:

-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings

-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)

-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)

-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)

-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same

-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well

-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped

-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt

-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians

-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be

-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia

-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that

-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told

-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions

-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect

-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think

greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!

There is a frog in my medicine jar, what do I do

hm. maybe free it and worship it for good luck

ooh, and collect some of its slime,

you can use it to hex homophobes <3