Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

Fractured skull bones, cracked skull. Falling apart as outside layers (skin) are removed.

Guinea pig 1 :]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

i jack off 2 shit Byond yer comprehension ( ponies ) n u jork it 2 big booty latinas ( cyber security icebergs )

i realised that a lot of baptist churches & some evangelical ones do not guilt trip each other every mass, so for those of you who don't know that, here is what catholics say every mass:

I confess to almighty God and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have greatly sinned in my thoughts and in my words, in what I have done, and in what I have failed to do; through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault; therefore I ask blessed Mary ever-Virgin, all the Angels and Saints, and you, my brothers and sisters, to pray for me to the Lord our God.

cum being one of the main ingredients in creating a new human is so funny and undignified. really explains a lot about us

Okay this Bible quote goes hard can’t even lie

a quick hook up with yer mother b4 my eternal damnation !!

listen up kid it's me your conscience i'm here to tell you you have to kill everyone in the building right now