Isa: I'd Like To Call You. Jake: What's Your Number? Isa: It's In The Phone Book. Jake: But I Don't Know
Isa: I'd like to call you. Jake: What's your number? Isa: It's in the phone book. Jake: But I don't know your name. Isa: That's in the phone book too.
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Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.
Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?
Jake: Anything but that.
“no one else can break my heart like you.”
Kai: I hate my future self. I wish I was someone else. Jake: You are you. No one can take that away. Isa: Except maybe your mom.
A young man who wrote on the wall of his house, which remained standing, for the occasion of Eid al-Adha, "Eid Mubarak to you all," said: My family is still under the rubble of the house, and this is the first Eid without them. I wanted to write next to their spirits and tell them that their Eid in paradise is more beautiful.
Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.
Jake: Are you busy today Isa?
Isa: I’m busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Jake: I thought trees did that.
Isa: That’s photosynthesis.
Isa: I am strong! I beat Kai at arm wrestling!
Jake: Anyone can beat Kai at arm wrestling!
Kai: Hey-
Jake: I have a crush on you.
Isa: Just wait, it’ll go away.
