Kai: What’s Your Type?

Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.

I hope this energy is returned to her tenfold and she sees no peace in her lifetime.

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.

Jake: send a letter to algebra.

Isa: why?!

Jake: please..

Isa: ugh

Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.

Jake: you tried.

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running towards the sunset, fingers entwined, the golden sand squirming between her toes. as he waved, she felt a wave a relief wash over her. she didn’t believe in love at first sight, but once she lay eyes on him, she was infatuated. like finding the missing pieces of a hard puzzle, was love that easy?

Kai: uh oh

Jake: what?

Kai: someone’s in love

Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.

Jake, later that night: oh no.

Isa: Kai told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

Isa: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.