Jake: The First Time I Ever Got Upset In Front Of Isa, She Put Her Arms Around Me And It Was So Awkward

Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.

Jake: If you look around before you do something, you probably shouldn't do it.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.

Isa: I'm broke but not like poor broke. I'm classy type of broke. I'm broqué.

ღ home of yvette may, author of sweet short stories filled with love

ೃ⁀➷ 20 something year old.

ೃ⁀➷ pumpkin spice mochas are my fav!

ೃ⁀➷ sometimes i post incorrect quotes or short stories!

ೃ⁀➷ overall i’m gonna post short stories every monday and thursday.

ೃ⁀➷ probably won’t post short stories until november (mainly because i have to complete my blog, edit chapters, and get everything set!)

ೃ⁀➷ until then, i will only post incorrect quotes.

rules + statements

-‘๑’- no smut

-‘๑’- no pregnancy

-‘๑’- no dilf

-‘๑’- no milf

-‘๑’- no nsfw

-‘๑’- no 18+ (trying to keep it safe here!)

・❥・ enjoy your stay, ask me questions!

・❥・(c’mon i know you wanna…)

Isa: I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.

Isa: Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?