I Have Just Realized That Isa And Jake Are The Highlight Of My Life. I’m Writing A Book About Them

I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.

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2 years ago

Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?

Jake: Delusions!


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2 years ago

Kai: uh oh

Jake: what?

Kai: someone’s in love

Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.

Jake, later that night: oh no.


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2 years ago

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?


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2 years ago

Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


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2 years ago

Jake: You’re pretty dumb.

Isa: Thank you.

Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.


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2 years ago

Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.


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2 years ago

Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.

Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.


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1 year ago

🚨🚨 They burned Rafah !

The occupation commits massacres against children and innocent people throughout Gaza City. Specifically, Rafah😭💔

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2 years ago

Isa: Maybe someone tried to kill me last year, failed, and i don't even know about it.


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2 years ago

Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.


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