I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.
Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?
Jake: Delusions!
Kai: uh oh
Jake: what?
Kai: someone’s in love
Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.
Jake, later that night: oh no.
Isa: *Gasp*
Jake: wHAT??
Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Jake: *inhales*
Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?
Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Jake: You’re pretty dumb.
Isa: Thank you.
Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.
Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.
Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.
Isa: Maybe someone tried to kill me last year, failed, and i don't even know about it.
Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.