Jake: What Did You Learn In School, Isa?

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.

Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.

Isa: I'm broke but not like poor broke. I'm classy type of broke. I'm broqué.

every day I think about the religious anime girls…

And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one

in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.

Isa: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Jake: Oh my god, really?!

Isa: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Isa: Maybe someone tried to kill me last year, failed, and i don't even know about it.

This is the same thing over and over again. Palestinians die every day, but it gets a lukewarm headline from mainstream media because death and destruction is inherent to Arabness. Then an aid convoy with white workers is obliterated, and now both the president of the United States and the president of Israel are making statements apologizing for “the poor protection of aid workers.” At one point we were seeing multiple reports a day of paramedics from the Palestine Red Crescent Society dying, but nothing. Crickets. Because they don’t care. And even in these “remorseful statements” there is a strategic reminder that white lives hold more weight than brown lives.

Isa: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

Jake: That’s a nice way to threaten someone.