I Need To Update My Pfp Or Else Ppl Might Think I’m A Bot Or Smth. (autocorrect Changed This To Math).

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.

Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.

Jake: Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Isa: I am going to name my kid Pac-man so he can see ghosts.

Isa: Whoever said "What comes up must come down" has clearly never seen my bathroom scale.

Jake: I love you, Isa. Isa: Me too Jake, me too.

Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Isa, walking past a bloody sidewalk: Technically can't any trail be a hiking trail?

Jake, on the phone: When you put it like that, anything could happen.