'If You Don't Like Graffiti Look Away Like You Do For Genocide"

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.

Isa: Having a popular best friend is cool and all, amazing actually.

Isa: Homecoming Royalty and social anxiety don’t mix.

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.

Jake: Why is there a dead guy on our porch? Kai: Isa punched him in the guts. Jake: WHY? Kai: Poor dude forgot the garlic knots.

Jake: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Isa: Unless you're home alone.

*watching a scary movie*

Jake: hey um Isa?

Isa: hm?

Jake, shyly: do you wanna cuddle?

Isa: why? are you scared?

Jake: …no but you look like you are.

Isa: I’m no-

Jake, softly: *snuggling closer to Isa* Please just hold me.

Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?

Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?

Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.

what’s it called when you just wanna lay down but you have to get up.

Isa: My parents were really strict, instead of a net around our trampoline, they put a barb wire.

Jake: Are you okay?

Isa: Quite frankly, yes.

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/