Pistachiophobia - Pistachio

Jake: I love you.

Isa: That’s disappointing, Jake.

Isa: I expected better from you.

Isa: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Isa, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

That part

Jake: Why is there a dead guy on our porch? Kai: Isa punched him in the guts. Jake: WHY? Kai: Poor dude forgot the garlic knots.

Isa: Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork.

my playlist is starting to get long…

Jake: The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/

i pray to god I won’t mess up shit again

what’s it called when you just wanna lay down but you have to get up.