Concentration Camp.

i refuse to believe there are people born after 2010.

Isa: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

Isa: Jake, what is it called when you can’t sleep at night?

Jake: Depression, obviously.

Isa: Was it not Insomnia?

Jake: They changed it this year.

harvard has fallen

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?

Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?

Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.

Jake: You’re pretty dumb.

Isa: Thank you.

Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.

Isa: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Kai: What’s your type?

Jake: Nothing too specific. Tall, brunette, hazel eyes, eats fruity loops at 4 AM, clever, beautiful-

Kai: You’re just describing Isa, aren’t you?

Jake: …maybe.

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Kai: What’s your ty-

Isa: Jake.

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