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Isa: You're alive.

Jake: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Jake: Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?

Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Jake: Do they look-

Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.

Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.

Isa: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

coffee-drunk friends

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.

yvette may. 23. hot cocoa addict. currently in uni. catch me outside with my two cats.

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Isa: Jake, how long does it take until someone is sober again? Jake: Usually they have a hungover, why do you ask? *Kai screaming in the background holding a raccoon by the tail* Isa: No reason. No reason at all.

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.