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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

A Car (ka-er) was a primitive type of civilian hardsuit that saw widespread use on the planet Earth (disambuguation in footnotes) through the early 19th - late 22nd centuries, primarily for the purpose of transporting lesbians across large distances so they could gather for ritual purposes.

shine normal like a plain rock

i miss everyone

premarital divorce

pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Try Drinking Pond Water

Drinking pond water is a quick and easy way to contract disease.

The experience will make for a great anecdote to have in your back pocket if you are ever invited to be a guest on the Tonight Show by Jimmy Fallon.

If you are an actor, drinking pond water is an excellent way to get into "the zone" before a performance in which your character must express the emotion "regret".

Do you even have a good reason not to drink pond water?

You never know – it could actually taste amazing.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to nature.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to God.

Drinking pond water is a great way to impress your crush.

I'll give you a reed to use as a straw if you ask me nicely.

Kneel in the mud

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear