Dipping You In A River Of Estradiol And Holding Onto You By The Ankle And When You're Pulled Out You've

my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"

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found a hair in my lunch i got so grossed out but then i realized it was mine so like 😭

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So about the disappearing hallway.

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

wanna come over and put a gun to my head? sorry, typo, i meant do you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean a gun to my head? shit sorry idk what's wrong with my phone. i'm trying to ask if you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean