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Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Try Drinking Pond Water

Drinking pond water is a quick and easy way to contract disease.

The experience will make for a great anecdote to have in your back pocket if you are ever invited to be a guest on the Tonight Show by Jimmy Fallon.

If you are an actor, drinking pond water is an excellent way to get into "the zone" before a performance in which your character must express the emotion "regret".

Do you even have a good reason not to drink pond water?

You never know – it could actually taste amazing.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to nature.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to God.

Drinking pond water is a great way to impress your crush.

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