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Just saw a duck in the middle of a flock of geese
My mom asked me if the lipstick she got looked okay and I went "it's fine" and she told me to be honest so I had to tell her "yeah you know how people's lips turn blue when they drown? you look like that"
She wasn’t mad but she wanted an honest opinion and asked an incredibly blunt person
Why is this your first Tumblr post
the bad bitch i pulled by being pathetic
Won five Splatoon 3 games in a row and ranked up to C+ my ego is bigger than ever
Just saying now that I block people with no profiles (edit: and with only nsfw posts) because I don’t want to risk having bot followers
And she had a shiny hatch from an egg!
The implication that Opila Bird has had sex is more horrifying than anything in this goofy ass game.
reblog to scare an iskall fan
so BECAUSE OF THE MCYT SEXYMAN FINALE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID MCYT SEXYMEN AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT'S OVER!??” AND THEN HE CHECKED THE POLL RESULTS ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT JOE HILLS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
Jimmy Solidarity has been exposed to the LGBTQ community’s insults (aka compliments)
Jimmy (reading from tumblr replies): "Jimmy is such a loser. No one-" Wait! Excuse- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. "Jimmy is such a loser. No one respects him. A wet paper bag of a man-" (laughs) "A wet paper bag of a man! And he is lusted for not despite but because of his loserboy swag! Gem is cool and confident and competent and people respect her! I wish I were as cool as her, she is not a-" (laughs) "Jimmy is a pathetic wet cat!" (laughs) What is this?! I've never heard a wet paper bag of a man. I've just been called a wet. Paper. Bag. Of a man! Holy moly! That is the best insult I've ever seen on myself. Holy moly.
@mcytblrsexymen clipped from Jimmy's stream (currently streaming as of posting! go show some love!)
ID for the matches and seeds below the cut. We recommend clicking into a full-screen view of the bracket; it will certainly be easier to read if you do! Make your predictions! Rally your troops! The polls will go live at 9 PM EST!
Fruitberries (64) vs MissTrixtin (65) -> winner faces GoodTimesWithScar (1)
Zedaph (33) vs Xephos (96) -> winner faces Jschlatt (32)
VintageBeef (49) vs Fundy (80) -> winner faces Technoblade (16)
Illumina (48) vs Joey Graceffa (81) -> winner faces CaptainSparklez (17)
Skizzleman (57) vs Bekyamon (72) -> winner faces Docm77 (8)
Sneegsnag (40) vs Stressmonster (89) -> winner faces FalseSymmetry (25)
F1nn5ter (56) vs Rythian (73) -> winner faces RentheDog (9)
ConnorEatsPants (41) vs Legundo (88) -> winner faces Oli Orionsound (24)
Eddie the Rabbit (61) vs Sapnap (68) -> winner faces Ethoslab (4)
Clownpierce (36) vs Tubbo (93) -> winner faces AimseyTV (29)
PeteZaHutt (52) vs Papa Caspicito (77) -> winner faces ScottSmajor (13)
GeminiTay (45) vs BigBSt4tz (84) -> winner faces Jimmy Solidarity (20)
CaptainPuffy (60) vs Grumbot (69) -> winner faces MumboJumbo (5)
fWhip (37) vs Karl Jacobs (92) -> winner faces ImpulseSV (28)
xBCrafted (53) vs Katherine Elizabeth (76) -> winner faces Pixlriffs (12)
Charlie Slimecicle (44) vs Herobrine (85) -> winner faces Martyn InTheLittleWood (21)
ZloyXP (63) vs SaintStarling (66) -> winner faces ZombieCleo (2)
BadBoyHalo (34) vs TinFoilChef (95) -> winner faces Eret (31)
Awesamedude (50) vs Reignex (79) -> winner faces PearlescentMoon (15)
HBomb94 (47) vs Helsknight (82) -> winner faces Philza (18)
Branzycraft (58) vs VikingPilot (71) -> winner faces BDoubleO100 (7)
LDShadowLady (39) vs Ashswag (90) -> winner faces Cubfan135 (26)
RTGame (55) vs Welsknight (74) -> winner faces Joel Smallishbeans (10)
Xonorth (42) vs Laurance Zvahl (87) -> winner faces Ranboo (23)
Reddoons (62) vs ItzSubz_ (67) -> winner faces Joe Hills (3)
Dream (35) vs SeaPeeKay (94) -> winner faces Xisuma (30)
OwengeJuiceTV (51) vs HitTheTarget (78) -> winner faces WilburSoot (14)
Evil X (46) vs Shubble (83) -> winner faces TangoTek (19)
Jack Manifold (59) vs Niki Nihachu (70) -> winner faces Grian (6)
FoolishGamers (38) vs Hypnotizd (91) -> winner faces Keralis (27)
JoJoSolos (54) vs Punz (75) -> winner faces MythicalSausage (11)
Iskall85 (43) vs Stampy* (86) -> winner faces Quackity (22)
GoodTimesWithScar
ZombieCleo
Joe Hills
Ethoslab
MumboJumbo
Grian
BDoubleO100
Docm77
Renthedog
Joel SmallishBeans
MythicalSausage
Pixlriffs
ScottSMajor
WilburSoot
PearlescentMoon
Technoblade
CaptainSparklez
Philza
TangoTek
Jimmy Solidarity
Martyn InTheLittleWood
Quackity
Ranboo
Oli Orionsound
FalseSymmetry
Cubfan135
Keralis
ImpulseSV
AimseyTV
Xisuma
Eret
Jschlatt
Zedaph
BadBoyHalo
Dream
Clownpierce
fWhip
FoolishGamers
LDShadowLady
Sneegsnag
ConnorEatsPants
Xornoth
Iskall85
Charlie Slimecicle
GeminiTay
Evil X
Hbomb94
Illumina
VintageBeef
Awesamdude
OwengeJuiceTV
PeteZahHutt
XBcrafted
JoJoSolos
RTGame
F1nn5ter
Skizzleman
Branzycraft
Jack Manifold
CaptainPuffy
Eddie the Rabbit
Reddoons
ZloyXP
Fruitberries
MissTrixtin
SaintStarling
ItzSubz_
Sapnap
Grumbot
Niki Nihachu
VikingPilot
Bekyamon
Rythian
Welsknight
Punz
Katherine Elizabeth
Papa Caspicito
HitTheTarget
Reignex
Fundy
Joey Graceffa
Helsknight
Shubble
BigBSt4tz
Herobrine
Stampy*
Laurance Zvahl
Legundo
Stressmonster
Ashswag
Hypnotizd
Karl Jacobs
Tubbo
SeaPeeKay
TinFoilChef
Xephos
I'm trying to prove a point to my homophobic family, so -
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL written in a notebook to show to my parents.
I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -
[Plain text ID: Image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]
Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.
Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.
i hate this fucking bird
IT APPEARED IN A DREAM OF MINE I WANT IT DEAD
The bird from garden of bullshit has ruined my life
So my friend has been making/sending the group chat really bad memes, and usually I just sit there like a good girl, and support her in his endeavors,
But I can’t fucking take it anymore, they made these fucking memes if this fucking bird, and I can’t get it out of my head now. He sucksso much, but I haven’t stopped thinking about it. They fucking disgust me