Tryin 2 Draw Like ‘why Am I So Bad At The Only Thing Im Good At’

No internet, Kim Kardashian did NOT deserve to get robbed at gunpoint just because she’s very public about her life or she’s rich and can afford it or you don’t like her, that’s not how this works.

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

Character VS Awkwardness.

Person- you got a second, *name*? Character- There is only one of me.

Person- what’s the word, *nickname*? Character- a shortened version of my name.

Person- Son of a bitch… Character- Actually, this man is entirely human, and his mother was in no way a canine- oh okay, I didn’t get it.

Person- sticks and stones may break my bones- Character- actually sticks when sharper can stab people, not just break their bones, and boulders actually have the capability to crush a person’s whole body, including their internal organs. *screams in the distance*

Person- go talk to him. Character- *stares at crush, who is doing something amazing* Character- maybe I should leave and not take your advice at all.

Person- there has to be a way to stop him, like a cage or- Character- put him on a leash, since he’s dog-like. Person- Person- kinky

Character- *picks up a note book* Character- why did the chicken cross the road? Character-…Probaly to get hit by a car and become roadkill. Person- Jesus Christ

(Meeting crush for the first time). Crush- Heya~ Character- Hello. Crush- not much of a talker then. Character- quieter people can take the time to hear the screams of their enemies (Everyone facepalms while crush stares in shock). Character- thankfully there’s only a twelve percent chance of that happening. Martin-um…ok.

(Meeting tall person). tall person- hi. character- hello. tall person- you’re really short. character- well that’s because you’re very tall for your age. Of course, this would mean you have a mutated gene that causes gigantism which slowly leads to bone and back problems. I would assume that you will die by the age of 34. (Tall is speechless and wants to press the leave option).

Second day of high school and I'm already walking down the halls being greeted by people I don't know at all yet they know my name and shit.

My uncle was excited to show me that I found a turtle on the side of the road, and brought it home so it wouldn’t get run over. We have named him Leonardo, and we are raising him as one of our own.

he meets me where i am

First pic I made in Febuary, the last pic of Yurio and Yuri I made in December woah

All the things wrong with Suicide Squad

So I came back from watching suicide squad yesterday, and basically I’m disappointed;

- The plot was all over the place, and it wasn’t as stable as any movie I’ve ever watched. You’re supposed to create the plot, then add in characters where needed, not add in the characters and scramble to find a decent plot that combines every one of them (While adding in a minor character to kill off later).

- As amazing as Harley was, I’ll have to say the only thing wrong with her was the fact that her accent wasn’t thick enough. Yeah, the actor had a faint accent going on, but the person who Harley Quinn was supposed to be based off was known for her dramatic New York accent, which was given to Harley as well.

- It looks as though the creators were grasping at straws to try and make the movie seem believable and realistic. Trust me, there’s nothing realistic about a crocodile guy, a guy who creates fire, or a witch. They could’ve done so much better without trying to add in modern world realism.

- Slipknot never had a very good introduction. In fact, my Step Dad asked me at the end of the movie who he was, and where he had come up. Slipknot was obviously gonna die, you could tell the second he showed up. The least you could do was give him the same introduction as the rest of the Suicide Squad members. No one reacted to his death. If Diablo or Captain Boomerang died, it would have influenced the plot, and gotten a reaction out of the viewers. No one knew who Slipknot was, so no one felt any sort of connection to him.

- Harley Quinn is known to have been the girlfriend of Joker, which is shown obviously throughout most of the movie. But, she was also known to have a relationship with Deadshot once the two break up. It could have given the movie a lot more potential if there was a bit of a love triangle.

- Joker in my opinion was flawless. I loved his acting, he was brilliant. But once I talked to my dad afterwards, he had a complaint I don’t agree with, but I’ll list it anyways. While Joker was speaking, his voice would go soft, then loud within a split second. His acting just seemed a bit forced is all.

- The enchantress was perfectly fine beforehand. Then they had to give her a wardrobe upgrade. She was so creepy, and she actually gave me the chills when she was introduced. She would of been an amazing villain without changing her clothes.