Pixie-not - Im Screaming

goodnight sweet prince

guys, please, THEYRE NOT DELETING THE VINE WEBSITE

all of your favourite vines are going to be fine, they’ll still be there

twitter’s just discontinuing the app because they aren’t making enough revenue to maintain it

please spread this message around, the widespread panic is unnecessary

I'd think of the jewelry store lol. But that also got me thinking, why not personify Pandora? A person who's literally always wearing jewelry, and it always has to be the best of the best. Someone gets them the new Disney Pandora ring and they literally cried because jewelry.

Names are important in stories, so what would your first impression of the name Pandora be?

For a person? Someone kind of dangerous or very beautiful. When I think of Pandora, I think of wide possibilities and unknown things. So if it’s for a place, definitely somewhere with unknown capabilities or a place with mystery :)

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

i’m going to tell all of you this right now

if you voted for trump, unfollow me

if you voted third party or write-in, unfollow me

if you refused to vote, unfollow me

i don’t give a flying FUCK what your reasons were unless they’re legitimately that you cannot legally vote or you don’t live in the US.  If you contributed to this, I don’t want you anywhere near me.  You are not welcome here.  You are not welcome to read my posts, you are not welcome to read my fics.  I am not here for you and the content I create is not for you.  At all.  Ever.

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

I need help.

So I’m sure you all have heard about what happended a few months ago!! If you didn’t let me fill you in.

So this year I dropped out of school and ran away from my abusive parents to live w/ my grandmother.

It was ok until they brought their son and they left him over here and then everyone proceeded to crowd up on my grandmother. My step father, and biological mom came and moved in w/ us despite my grandmother giving them a house to live at w/ no rent provided they pay the bills and taxes

the house was in really awful condition and the lights were off 2 months out of the year and they showed no signs of trying to fix up the place or take care of us and make sure I had what I needed

so they were v verbally abusive and one day it escalated to physical abuse w/ my dad hitting me and pushing me down onto glass. I called the police and bc they found out we were all staying here they evicted my grandma and she has until the 14th of dec to move out!!

she’s basically stopped supporting me financially and I have no clothes, barely any food to eat, and every day she’s been telling me how’s she’s going to go into foster care and leave me w/ no place to stay bc she hates me for what I’ve done to her (getting her evicted)

I basically need money to buy myself clothes, a drawing tablet so I can start taking commissions and earn money myself, and possibly buy food bc no one in our house is able to take care of me or my baby brother

they’re both working adults w/ full time jobs and they’ve spent all of their money on frivolous things and ran off, leaving me w/ they’re son and no diapers or food for days at a time

im v stressed out and I’ve been disassosiated really badly bc of stress so if you could send money, reblog, or signal boost this it would help me alot!!

my paypal email is cuppersoncup@gmail.com !!

When your family is proud af of a fruit basket and forces you to take pictures of it even tho they'll prob never be seen again

Okay, Tumblr, we need to talk.

Listen, mermaids are not my thing. I am pretty indifferent towards them in general, but I see a lot of you in my dash posting about mermaids, so I saw this novel and even though I have just started it and I can’t tell you if it’s going to be good or not, I feel it is my civic duty to tell you it exists. Ready?

Ice Massacre, by Tiana Warner. 

A book about a little island at war with a growing colony of mermaids living in the waters around them. So they send warriors to fight them, but historically men don’t do very good against that mermaid lure magic thing they do, so they decide to send a ship full of highly trained girl warriors, and the protagonist is the one Useless Lesbian™ of the ship (who, by the way, also happens to be a lady of color, like most people in the island).

Like I said, mermaids are not my thing and I have only read a few chapters, but so far it is fast-paced and action-y, with a touch of fantasy. The kind of entertaining book you read fast and easy.

Sounds good? Happy to hear it. The paperback is fifteen dollars, but it’s literally less than a fucking dollar for Kindle right now and until July the 31st, because a sequel is coming out in two days and they are having a special offer.

Now go grab your fantasy lesbian mermaid girl warrior novel or something.  

I was tryna take a pic of some girls shoes quick and didn't realize the front cam was on Fml Those were some good shoes tho

Fanfic Needs

Why is every Fanfiction nowadays the same thing:

- There’s usually never a male main character.

- They almost always have to have some horrible tragic backstory.

- They almost always have a love interest.

- They usually stick with two personalities; Badass or Innocent and Nice.

- They’re almost always children.

What I’d love in a Fanfiction is pretty simple, but impossible to find:

- A main character who was a completely normal person.

- Someone without godlike abilities, but with enough common sense to know that they can’t take on someone 5x their strength and get kidnapped, sent to the hospital, etc.

- An independent girl/boy, who doesn’t need a love interest to be happy.

- An adult with an actual job.

- There are at least one or two chapters before the character meets the heroes.

I know, that’s a bit much to ask for, but I’ve come across so many Fanfics that are basically copies of each other. I’ve finally come across a Hunter X Hunter fanfic that I’m in love with. A main character named Jerry (Who later goes by the alias Lockhardt) who yes, does have an overdramatic backstory. But that doesn’t change the fact that the whole story itself is something I’d never dream imaginable!

The main character is an 12 year old boy, who escapes from a mental institute on his birthday after it was destroyed. He immediately heads to go murder his parents, due to them sending him there for five years, due to him having Schizophrenia.

It’s completely different. Yes, it contradicts a few things stated earlier, but that’s okay. What I’m trying to get at is, my main point is;

BE ORIGINAL FOR GODS SAKE!!!

[Update]

Your OC can be as over powered as you want, as long as it’s original, and never seen before.

If you read other fanfics, you’ll have a basic idea of what not to do, and try to stray away from what anyone else would do. Write something you think no one else would do. The crazier the better.

I’m currently writing a Hunter X Hunter fanfic that does contradict a few previous statements, but eh, I’ve never seen anything like it;

- She’s 25.

- She’s a Jester for a Prince, and is taking the three step trial to becoming an executioner.

- She’s Hisoka’s sister, but attempted to burn their bridges unsuccessfully.

- Theres a murderer loose in the castle and the King calls in a group of hunters to help, due to them being more skilled than half of his army.

- After going out for an awkward Lunch with Killua and Gon, she’s confronted by Illumi, who threatens her thinking Killua was trying to make another friend, which wasn’t the case because they were only talking about the job.

That’s all I have so far, but it’s so different, and something you wouldn’t normally see. She’s not even a Hunter!

Always keep that in mind! Your character doesn’t ever have to be a pirate, ninja, or Hunter, they can always have a different occupation.