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Writing Prompt Wednesday 2

Every single thing the main character says is a pun.

10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around. 

Yesssss Harley Quinn is bae

*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*

He touched the butt.

Im someone

When you go over someone’s house and they act like their dog isn’t a wild beast.

The scariest thing about this whole election thing is always like….even though immigration is such a huge part of the race, and talked about extensively in debates, I as an undocumented immigrant am completely powerless. I can’t vote, we can’t do anything, we literally do not have a voice because the majority of us live in the shadows and in fear so we have to rely and have confidence on other people to like….not tear us away from our homes and schools and our entire lives to dump us on the literal battleground we escaped bc of the “dangerous illegals are all rapist drug dealers” rhetoric. The fact that we at any given moment may face a mass deportation because of the fear mongering tactic the republican party is always trying to push, and that we the actual people affected by this cannot do or say anything about it is terrifying

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

Harry Potter marathon with the geeks

Me and my best friend lol