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there once was a lamp that could turn anyone into a woman by merely standing in its light. people came from far and wide to see it, but to their dismay the lamp was rarely lit. for this lamp ran on a special fuel, and that fuel was heavily guarded. it had all been gathered up and stored in a fortress, and that fortress had only one way in or out, through a big iron gate. the only way to get the fuel was to get permission from the person in charge of the gate, the girl light gas keep gate boss.

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11 months ago

You ever get into a piece of media then find the fandom and just stare in horror?

Or get into a fandom and see canon and get disappointed because it is not, actually, gay?

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fandom Its not necessarily horror so much as absolute confusion Like. Did we read the same thing?

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

ricemedia published this cool article recently :]

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Beyond BTOs: What It Means To Be Aromantic in Singapore

For aromantics who stray from the linear trajectory of settling down, what is their idea of a fulfilling life in Singapore?

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1 year ago

food chain

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1 month ago

a simple drawing of a cat with a bowtie and its arms akimbo. text reads, "and for my next trick, i will become more normal".

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plasma333

1 year ago

Social media is weird, I'm just talking to the void, wondering if it'll talk back

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SHHHHH Hello hellsite Hello void (yes I have been here a few weeks now I don't even know if I want it to talk back I'm not used to talking to people What if I do something wrong? And i am very out of practice putting things into words It forces you to commit to and develop ideas and as a person Which is very strange when I've been avoiding that sort of thing for nearly a decade now Things that would be tmi for a person but are perfectly acceptable for the void The void loves you The void accepts all Hail to the void

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plasma333

1 year ago

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Arthritis has entered the chat

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plasma333

1 year ago

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

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plasma333

1 month ago

pedestrian tip: look drivers in the eyes (or attempt to, sometimes you cant see in the cars but look where you think theyd be anyway) while you cross the street so that if they decide to hit you they have to grapple with your humanity as they do it

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Sometimes they'll talk about bikes on the news And show a bunch of body cam footage of close shaves Drivers actively trying to hit them The odd one getting out of the car to threaten them properly It's messed up

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10 months ago