I'm So Desperate For Something Sweet That I'm About To Eat Brown Sugar.

His male cia contact, hiding tears as he sees bond fuck a woman in space: please notice me senpai (;﹏;)

How is James bond not dead yet. He's so easily distracted. Just put some skimpily clad woman in front of him and wham. Dead. Easy.

Reminder: the companies and political entities pushing Project 2025 have addresses and go out to lunch a lot and should never eat a spitless meal for the rest of their lives.

Practice bagpipes outside their secure compounds.

Follow them around ringing a bell wherever they go.

If they are going to be farcically evil, be Animaniacally good. Be the definition of chaotic justice.

Also, vote. It might just kick the ball down the road a bit, but that gives people more time to organize a concerted resistance (in no way on any social media platform) to the fascist creep happening in America. It is possible to take this country from the bastards who control it, it will take work, effort, and occasionally going offline and talking to humans though.

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

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Everyone Loves Tsuna AU

Time traveling AU. Where everyone in Mafia, and I mean everyone, travels back in time except Tsuna.

People in Tsuna’s time as Vongola Decimo traveling back in time. Simultaneously. Now, imagine all the popular headcannon of Vongola Boss Tsunayoshi.

Hot damn, TYL Tsuna. All the mafioso tripping themselves over to get closer to him. The big, bad, scary Mafia Bosses hiding behind pillars stalking to admire Vongola Decimo’s hotness/cuteness from afar. Cause the bosses are a bunch of highschool girl going thro first love when in presences of Vongola Decimo. All the subtle and not-so-subtle fights for the attention and affection of Vongola Decimo. This is Mafia Harem asking for one Vongola Decimo please.

Uh-oh. Run. ‘Cause somebody just had to destroy a city again so there’s another stack of paperwork waiting. That means an unhappy Vongola Decimo, and an unhappy Vongola Decimo is an angry Vongola Decimo. You know how scary an angry Vongola Decimo is. The whole Mafia knows. (burn….to….death….I’m sorry not sorry for falling in love with Admin Kei’s line)

Just, imagine all the awesome headcannon of Vongola Decimo. Badass, kind, strong, loyal, charismatic, smart, sexy, Dame is actually Moe now, dangerous, has the whole Mafia under his charm, Vindice bows to him, Acrobalano fights over him, Guardians bend over for him, dead people raising from the grave just to see him again (Attention Past Vongola Bosses and Guardian: You’re dead. Stay dead. Stay in your rings). All of them, everything and anything, mixed into one.

Now, imagine the confusion when everyone returns back in time. To Pre-Reborn period. Now, sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

Well, of course there would be the most hideous and nasty things going on if the entirety of Mafia suddenly gain future knowledge. I mean, just look at Shimon Famiglia after the whole time-traveling parallel world business. But that’s not the story here. The story here, is about the Mafia, who is in love with one Vongola Decimo, and Tsuna, AKA Dame-Tsuna who is everything but his future self. This is how Tsuna’s self-proclaim defenders for his chastity. Of course, those defenders are his Guardians. What a lie, you guys are the bigger threat here. Maybe even add in the Vindice, Kawahira and Iemitsu and Nana. Acrobalano as the greatest wall of protection and number one threat on par with his Guardians.

It matter’s not to them that the Tsuna now is not the Tsuna they know TYL. They just love him that much. Kindness and love is really something.

A story in which the entirety of Mafia, dead or alive, tries to woo one Sawada Tsunayoshi for the person he once was(is?), the person he is now, and the person he would now become.

Dame-Tsuna has no idea what’s going on, who these scary people are and what in the world they are trying to do. (Psst, they’re wooing you, Vongola & Mafia styles.)

Omake: Vongola Decimo in the future is just wondering why the entire Mafia has fallen asleep and not waking up. For the moment, he doesn’t care, there’s no one to cause paperwork or meeting. This is his long awaited vacation. After he stop the world from breaking down without the Mafia running.

Bonus: Policeman time traveled back too. Policeman who wants Down with Evil, Down with Mafia & policeman who’s in it to woo Tsuna too. Competition is tough.

oh my god i love this. i’m such all27 trash. 

Oh damn that is adorable

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